Shits and F&*ks

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers. If you’re fond of a NSFW word you’re in the right place. Offensive. Rude. You’re welcome.

  • A white card with a cute quirky illustration of a black rosette with the words "the fuckin best" written on it

    Fuckin best card

    Fuckin best card

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A contemporary card with a beautiful hand illustration of a stylised black bird, carrying a banner in its beak that reads "Happy Birthday Asshole"

    Happy birthday asshole

    Happy birthday asshole

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "My brain still thinks I'm 23. My body thinks my brain is a fucking idiot"

    My Brain

    My Brain

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A beautifully painted image of a woman with hairy legs bending over gardening, boobs hanging loose and the following words woven in amongst colourful autumn flowers "Oh how wonderful to no longer give a shit. Happy Birthday"

    How wonderful it is

    How wonderful it is

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a sloth in a tophat and funny text saying "'The shitshow must go on!" , with a kraft brown envelope.

    Shitshow

    Shitshow

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I couldn't decide whether I'd suit having a fringe. So I cut one for my daughter instead. It looks shit. That was a close one."

    Fringe

    Fringe

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style cat and funny text saying "buckle up bitchlings I'm about to demonstrate professional anti-social behaviours"

    Buckle Up

    Sold out

    Buckle Up

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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    Sold out
  • Messy handwritten style card saying "Roses are red, greetings cards are white, some of them are good and some of them are shi" with a large scribble coming off from the I

    Some are good

    Some are good

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style cat and funny text saying "I said fuck a lot of times today but then I said sorry for saying fuck so much so I think overall I'm a good work colleague"

    Work Colleague

    Work Colleague

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style conversation saying " ' please don’t swear in front of my parents' 'okey doke' 'hallo old fuckers'"

    Don't Swear

    Don't Swear

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated emu and the dicks she's spotted today with funny text saying "emu chewed her pencil and crossed off another from her dick spotters catalogue. She had passed one hairy-arsed plonker, four great bollock wafters, two kerbside smeg lords and six common bearded wazzocks. all she needed was a feral tit tyrant and she'd have a full house."

    Catalogue

    Catalogue

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a comical hand illustrated ginger cat and funny text saying "'zey keeps calling me Tibbles but I don’t know the fack why becoz my name iz Emperor Lionballs Stripy McStripeface Feeling Fine Feline Lord of all Fences He who cannot be tamed Subordinate to none! (Swishy to me mates) "

    Swishy

    Swishy

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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