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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style cat and funny text saying "buckle up bitchlings I'm about to demonstrate professional anti-social behaviours"

    Buckle Up

    Buckle Up

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • Messy handwritten style card saying "Roses are red, greetings cards are white, some of them are good and some of them are shi" with a large scribble coming off from the I

    Some are good

    Some are good

    Good Things
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style cat and funny text saying "I said fuck a lot of times today but then I said sorry for saying fuck so much so I think overall I'm a good work colleague"

    Work Colleague

    Work Colleague

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style conversation saying " ' please don’t swear in front of my parents' 'okey doke' 'hallo old fuckers'"

    Don't Swear

    Don't Swear

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated emu and the dicks she's spotted today with funny text saying "emu chewed her pencil and crossed off another from her dick spotters catalogue. She had passed one hairy-arsed plonker, four great bollock wafters, two kerbside smeg lords and six common bearded wazzocks. all she needed was a feral tit tyrant and she'd have a full house."

    Catalogue

    Catalogue

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with a comical hand illustrated ginger cat and funny text saying "'zey keeps calling me Tibbles but I don’t know the fack why becoz my name iz Emperor Lionballs Stripy McStripeface Feeling Fine Feline Lord of all Fences He who cannot be tamed Subordinate to none! (Swishy to me mates) "

    Swishy

    Swishy

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with a tiger drinking a bottle of wine and funny text saying "There's a tiger in my kitchen, and it finished all the wine! It's a greedy little fucker and it does it all the time"

    Kitchen Tiger

    Kitchen Tiger

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with an emu and funny text saying "'For fucksake' whispered emu to herself after ducking to avoid yet another low flying dickhead"

    Emu

    Emu

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • Bike Ride

    Bike Ride

    Bike Ride

    Holy Flaps
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " Sorry you're leaving! Just kidding, off you fuck."

    You're Leaving

    You're Leaving

    Holy Flaps
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  • Messy and funny handwritten style card with a drawing of a simple apple and the words inside "To a plant based twat"

    Apple

    Apple

    Good Things
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  • A white rectangular card with two cute hand illustrated watercolour style blue tits and a small squirrel with funny text saying " "Remember" said porcupine "everyone's an assbucket, except you, and me"

    Assbucket

    Assbucket

    Zeppelinmoon
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