Milestones

These are the Birthdays that refuse to go down without a party, mostly with a zero in there, but not always (shout out to the teen and 21 posse!). The Milestone birthday collection that we should all be so lucky to reach the end of.

  • Teal card with large gold foiled number 18 and text that reads "You can now legally do all the things you've been doing anyway."

    18 Legally

    18 Legally

    Cloud Nine
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  • Blue card with large gold foiled number 21 and text that reads "I regret to inform you but your childhood has expired."

    21 Expired

    21 Expired

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  • 30 Old

    30 Old

    30 Old

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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest"

    First 30

    First 30

    Holy Flaps
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  • Teal card with large fuscia foiled number 40 and text that reads "Gravity looks good on you."

    40 Gravity

    40 Gravity

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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest"

    First 40

    First 40

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  • 50 Behavior

    50 Behavior

    50 Behavior

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  • Yellow card with large silver foiled number 50 and text that reads "Your age is very inappropriate for your behaviour."

    50 Behaviour

    50 Behaviour

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  • Red card with large gold foiled number 60 and text that reads "I'm not making any age related jokes. You've reached the age where it's genuinely not funny anymore."

    60 Age Related Jokes

    60 Age Related Jokes

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  • 70 Lying

    70 Lying

    70 Lying

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  • Teal card with large gold foiled number 80 and text that reads "On the plus side… you're old enough to pretend you can't hear."

    80 Plus Side

    80 Plus Side

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