All Cards

Special occasion in mind or simply a die-hard card lover? Welcome traveller. This is where you can browse every card on offer, from Mother’s day to Yay – gay! Please, feel free to rifle through our virtual drawers. 

  • A white rectangular card with an emu in a tiger print jacket and funny text saying "The forecast said 'cloudy with a chance of dickheads' so emu put on her dickproof jacket, kept calm & carried on."

    Dickproof

    Dickproof

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated sloth with funny text saying "last name Legend, first name Absolute"

    Legend

    Legend

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem."

    Inner peace

    Inner peace

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "It's weird being the same age as old people."

    Old People

    Old People

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a cat in an ugly wool jacket and funny text saying "cat wanted to go out and play with his gang-mate, but he ahd been put in some sort of hectic wool jacket, which was fucking with his street cred. soon, thought cat, i shall piss in it. "

    Piss Cat

    Piss Cat

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don't know… half an hour?"

    Bottle of Wine

    Bottle of Wine

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright red rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: " I see people my age climbing everest. I'm just happy to get my leg through my underwear without losing my balance."

    Everest

    Everest

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Pastel pink square card with handwritten style text saying: "If you were a potato, you would be a roast potato because they are the best."

    Roast Potato

    Roast Potato

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Turquoise rectangular card with fuschia foiled text saying: " My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80'sfar exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen." , with white envelope in the background.

    Song Lyrics

    Song Lyrics

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Bright pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it."

    Amaze

    Amaze

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute dog and funny text saying "'Hey dog! Get in the house!' The person said. Or something like that. Anyway, dog did not give a fuck. For he did not speak person. Plus, he had lalalalalalalas to do."

    Lala Dog

    Lala Dog

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style badger and funny text saying "badger fucked around and found out and it was brilliant"

    Brilliant Badger

    Brilliant Badger

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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