Shits and F&*ks

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers. If you’re fond of a NSFW word you’re in the right place. Offensive. Rude. You’re welcome.

  • A rectangular white card with a cartoon illustration depicting a man throwing a ball for his dog and a humorous interaction. Lime green envelope in the background.

    Don't touch

    Don't touch

    Amii Illustrates
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A rectangular white card with a cartoon illustration depicting a man picking up his dog's poo and a humorous interaction. Lime green envelope in the background.

    Pick it up

    Pick it up

    Amii Illustrates
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A rectangular white card with a cartoon illustration depicting a man throwing a ball for his dog and a humorous interaction. Lime green envelope in the background.

    Prick

    Prick

    Amii Illustrates
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black bold text reading "Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on." Neon orange envelope in the background.

    Move on

    Move on

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black bold text reading "We'd be rich if you just said one fucking word - Me, drunk, talking to my dog." Neon orange envelope in the background.

    Rich

    Rich

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black bold text reading "Your face. I like that shit." Neon orange envelope in the background.

    Your face

    Your face

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with a whimsical painting of a sloth scattering colourful flowers with careless abandon, and the text "Don't put all your fucks in one basket." Brown envelope in the background.

    Basket

    Basket

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with a painting of a big brown bear holding a crying baby bear underneath the typed words "the fuckers never taught you this at school". Brown envelope in the background.

    Taught

    Taught

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White greetings card with a 2 panel cartoon showing a bird calling the person filling the bird feeder a "fucking legend"

    Bird Feeder

    Bird Feeder

    Amii Illustrates
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White greetings card with a funny 3 panel cartoon displaying the utter horror at having to ask someone to repeat themselves more than twice.

    Inaudible

    Inaudible

    Amii Illustrates
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Mum Shit Mother's Day Card

    Mum Shit Mother's Day Card

    Mum Shit Mother's Day Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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