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The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • Turquoise rectangular card with fuschia foiled text saying: " My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80'sfar exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen." , with white envelope in the background.

    Song Lyrics

    Song Lyrics

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright red rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: " I see people my age climbing everest. I'm just happy to get my leg through my underwear without losing my balance."

    Everest

    Everest

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it."

    Amaze

    Amaze

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem."

    Inner peace

    Inner peace

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "It's weird being the same age as old people."

    Old People

    Old People

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don't know… half an hour?"

    Bottle of Wine

    Bottle of Wine

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Turquoise rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "How do you restore your body back to factory settings? Is it kale? Please don't say it's kale."

    Kale

    Kale

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "the next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders like a cape and say 'now you're super angry!' Maybe she'll laugh. Maybe you'll die."

    Super Angry

    Super Angry

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with an emu in a tiger print jacket and funny text saying "The forecast said 'cloudy with a chance of dickheads' so emu put on her dickproof jacket, kept calm & carried on."

    Dickproof

    Dickproof

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I love that when I'm with you I don’t have to pretend to be a nice person. That shit's exhausting."

    Exhausting Funny Valentines Card

    Exhausting Funny Valentines Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a hand illustrated stoat in a small pair of jeans and funny text saying "stoat spent all his wages on new jeans. Fuck, thought stoat, now he could not pay his rent. But, damn he felt fine in his fancy jeans"

    Stoat

    Stoat

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cat in an ugly wool jacket and funny text saying "cat wanted to go out and play with his gang-mate, but he ahd been put in some sort of hectic wool jacket, which was fucking with his street cred. soon, thought cat, i shall piss in it. "

    Piss Cat

    Piss Cat

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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