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  • Bright yellow card with silver foiled text saying: "Today's forecast: Day drinking with moderate intoxication before noon and a 90% chance of a shitshow later this evening."

    Day Drinking

    Day Drinking

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Contemporary pale green square card with a funny image of a baby and the text "Feeling cute, might shit up my back later"

    Feelin cute

    Feelin cute

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Blue square card with fuschia foiled text saying "Happy birthday to my shitshow bestie"

    Bestie

    Bestie

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with two cute hand illustrated watercolour style blue tits and a small squirrel with funny text saying "Buzzing my tits off"

    Buzzing Tits

    Buzzing Tits

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A grey square card featuring a funny pottery figure of a bloated purple bear full of character standing next to a pile of poo above the words "shit happens"

    Purple Bear

    Purple Bear

    Nosey Mungo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "You'd be so fucked without me."

    You'd Be

    You'd Be

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated tortoise with an ice cream cone as a hat and funny text saying "By the time tortoise had got back from the shop, his fucking ice cream had all melted. He was pleased with his funky new hat tho."

    Tortus

    Tortus

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with and funny text saying "'The shitshow must go on!"

    Silly Shit

    Silly Shit

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with two blue tits and funny text saying "my tits will not be calmed"

    Calm Tits

    Calm Tits

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I couldn't decide whether I'd suit having bangs. So I cut them for my daughter instead. They look shit. That was a close one."

    Bangs / Fringe

    Bangs / Fringe

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Shit Show

    Shit Show

    Shit Show

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • Cat vs Christmas

    Cat vs Christmas

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    Cat vs Christmas

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
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