Throw those ovaries a retirement party! This collection has you covered for many of the moods and moments of the menopause, but probably not all of them, because who knows where that crazy bitch is going to take us next!

  • Gorgeous

    Gorgeous

    Gorgeous

    G Mosley
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  • Stylish venn diagram with the message that both you and the earth are both getting hotter and more unstable by the year

    Hotter and More Unstable

    Hotter and More Unstable

    Betiobca
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style tiger and dog and funny text saying "I pointed to the clock as it seemed early to raise hell. "it's 5 o' clock somewhere!" he roared, and gargled Zinfandel."

    Tiger & Dog

    Tiger & Dog

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "And she gave no fucks. Not even one. And she lived happily ever after. The end."

    The End

    The End

    Holy Flaps
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  • A white rectangular card with cute hand illustrated sloths in multiple yoga poses with names such as the prance and the banana

    Sloga

    Sloga

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • Bright pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it."

    Amaze

    Amaze

    Cloud Nine
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem."

    Inner peace

    Inner peace

    Holy Flaps
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated manatee with a red bikini on and funny text saying "manatee did not worry about getting her body ready for the beach. Instead she hollered at the beach 'are you ready for ME?' the sea lowwered his sunglasses, smiled and said 'you betcha baby'" , with a kraft brown envelope.

    You Betcha

    You Betcha

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with an emu and funny text saying "Darling, you can’t rub a diamond up the wrong way. You just make it even dazzlier"

    Dazzlier

    Dazzlier

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up."

    Awesome

    Awesome

    Holy Flaps
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  • A white rectangular card with an emu and funny text saying "'For fucksake' whispered emu to herself after ducking to avoid yet another low flying dickhead"

    Emu

    Emu

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "My four moods I'm too old for this shit. I'm too tired for this shit. I'm too sober for this shit. I don't have time for this shit"

    Four Moods

    Four Moods

    Holy Flaps
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