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Home of the involuntary squeal. This space is reserved for the cards that mark life’s moments of surprise, excitement and elation.

  • A white rectangular card with two cute hand illustrated watercolour style blue tits and a small squirrel with funny text saying "Buzzing my tits off"

    Buzzing Tits

    Buzzing Tits

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A textured light blue card with the handwritten words "your face makes my bum tingle"

    Your face makes my bum tingle Gay Valentines Card

    Your face makes my bum tingle Gay Valentines Card

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Gorgeous

    Gorgeous

    Gorgeous

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cat in an ugly wool jacket and funny text saying "cat wanted to go out and play with his gang-mate, but he ahd been put in some sort of hectic wool jacket, which was fucking with his street cred. soon, thought cat, i shall piss in it. "

    Piss Cat

    Piss Cat

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Show us your beaver

    Show us your beaver

    Show us your beaver

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style pig wearing a blonde wig and funny text saying "I put the ass in fantasstic"

    Fantasstic

    Fantasstic

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white square comic style card with funny text saying "This is your reminder that you're a sexy little sausage"

    Sexy Sausage

    Sexy Sausage

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright yellow card with silver foiled text saying: "Today's forecast: Day drinking with moderate intoxication before noon and a 90% chance of a shitshow later this evening."

    Day Drinking

    Day Drinking

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated sloth with funny text saying "last name Legend, first name Absolute"

    Legend

    Legend

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with an emu in a tiger print jacket and funny text saying "The forecast said 'cloudy with a chance of dickheads' so emu put on her dickproof jacket, kept calm & carried on."

    Dickproof

    Dickproof

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two aliens about how much more attractive star damage (or a tan) makes you

    Star Damage

    Star Damage

    Strange Planet
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A bright, arch shaped card painted vibrant pinks, purples and greens with gold foil highlights. In the centre of the picturesque image is a white camper van dribving away above the gold foiled text "to new adventures"

    Van Life

    Van Life

    Hebe Studio
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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