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Home of the involuntary squeal. This space is reserved for the cards that mark life’s moments of surprise, excitement and elation.

  • Petting Zoo Greeting Card

    Petting Zoo Greeting Card

    Petting Zoo Greeting Card

    Lousy Drawings
    £2.95 GBP
    £2.95 GBP £2.95 GBP
  • Big Splash Whale Greeting Card

    Big Splash Whale Greeting Card

    Big Splash Whale Greeting Card

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated sloth with funny text saying "last name Legend, first name Absolute"

    Legend

    Legend

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with an emu in a tiger print jacket and funny text saying "The forecast said 'cloudy with a chance of dickheads' so emu put on her dickproof jacket, kept calm & carried on."

    Dickproof

    Dickproof

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cat in an ugly wool jacket and funny text saying "cat wanted to go out and play with his gang-mate, but he ahd been put in some sort of hectic wool jacket, which was fucking with his street cred. soon, thought cat, i shall piss in it. "

    Piss Cat

    Piss Cat

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated manatee with a red bikini on and funny text saying "manatee did not worry about getting her body ready for the beach. Instead she hollered at the beach 'are you ready for ME?' the sea lowwered his sunglasses, smiled and said 'you betcha baby'" , with a kraft brown envelope.

    You Betcha

    You Betcha

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated (animal) in a pink dress and a funny conversation saying " 'nice dress' 'fanks, it has pockets' "

    Pockets

    Pockets

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute dog sniffing a sunflower and funny text saying "'Prairie dog preferred flowers to people, because flowers rarely behaved like massive fucksicles"

    Prairie Dog

    Prairie Dog

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "If a woman says 'do what you want' do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe."

    Don't Breathe

    Don't Breathe

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style cat and funny text saying "buckle up bitchlings I'm about to demonstrate professional anti-social behaviours"

    Buckle Up

    Buckle Up

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Every woman's dream is to find a man that will take her in his arms, throw her on the bed and clean the entire house while she sleeps."

    Woman's Dream

    Woman's Dream

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with two blue tits and funny text saying "my tits will not be calmed"

    Calm Tits

    Calm Tits

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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