Home of the involuntary squeal. This space is reserved for the cards that mark life’s moments of surprise, excitement and elation.

  • A white rectangular card with two cute hand illustrated watercolour style blue tits and a small squirrel with funny text saying "Buzzing my tits off"

    Buzzing Tits

    Buzzing Tits

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A textured light blue card with the handwritten words "your face makes my bum tingle"

    Your face makes my bum tingle

    Your face makes my bum tingle

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Gorgeous

    Gorgeous

    Gorgeous

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a cat in an ugly wool jacket and funny text saying "cat wanted to go out and play with his gang-mate, but he ahd been put in some sort of hectic wool jacket, which was fucking with his street cred. soon, thought cat, i shall piss in it. "

    Piss Cat

    Piss Cat

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Show us your beaver

    Show us your beaver

    Show us your beaver

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style pig wearing a blonde wig and funny text saying "I put the ass in fantasstic"

    Fantasstic

    Fantasstic

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white square comic style card with funny text saying "This is your reminder that you're a sexy little sausage"

    Sexy Sausage

    Sexy Sausage

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Bright yellow card with silver foiled text saying: "Today's forecast: Day drinking with moderate intoxication before noon and a 90% chance of a shitshow later this evening."

    Day Drinking

    Day Drinking

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated sloth with funny text saying "last name Legend, first name Absolute"

    Legend

    Legend

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with an emu in a tiger print jacket and funny text saying "The forecast said 'cloudy with a chance of dickheads' so emu put on her dickproof jacket, kept calm & carried on."

    Dickproof

    Dickproof

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two aliens about how much more attractive star damage (or a tan) makes you

    Star Damage

    Star Damage

    Strange Planet
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A bright, arch shaped card painted vibrant pinks, purples and greens with gold foil highlights. In the centre of the picturesque image is a white camper van dribving away above the gold foiled text "to new adventures"

    Van Life

    Van Life

    Hebe Studio
    £3.00 GBP
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