Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • Bright pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm talking on it."

    Amaze

    Amaze

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with funny black text saying: "Your age is very inappropriate for your behavior."

    Behavior / Behaviour

    Behavior / Behaviour

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Contemporary square blue funny card with a stylised drawing of a T-Rex in socks and sandals and a party hat and the text "If you're happy and you know it clap your….Oh."

    Clap your oh

    Clap your oh

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Bright red rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: " I see people my age climbing everest. I'm just happy to get my leg through my underwear without losing my balance."

    Everest

    Everest

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Turquoise rectangular card with fuschia foiled text saying: " My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80'sfar exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen." , with white envelope in the background.

    Song Lyrics

    Song Lyrics

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I'm at that delusional age where I think everyone my age looks way older than I do."

    Delusional

    Delusional

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A blue square card with a funny cartoon of a brown rabbit reading the book watership down and a little thought bubble with the words "Fucking hell!!!"

    Watership downer

    Watership downer

    Ustudio
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Every weekend I say to myself, "Susan, you have to stop drinking wine." Thankfully I'm not Susan."

    Susan

    Susan

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Green rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: " Happy birthday to the family member I'm least ashamed to be related to."

    Ashamed

    Ashamed

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "It's weird being the same age as old people."

    Old People

    Old People

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright yellow card with silver foiled text saying: "I regret to inform you but your childhood has expired."

    Childhood

    Childhood

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Messy handwritten style card with illustration of a "fountain of youth" and a funny sign saying "Out of order"

    Fountain of Youth

    Fountain of Youth

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
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