Shits and F&*ks

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers. If you’re fond of a NSFW word you’re in the right place. Offensive. Rude. You’re welcome.

  • White greetings card with a 2 panel cartoon showing a bird calling the person filling the bird feeder a "fucking legend"

    Bird Feeder

    Bird Feeder

    Amii Illustrates
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Sea Greeting Card

    Sea Greeting Card

    Sea Greeting Card

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem."

    Inner peace

    Inner peace

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with an emu in a tiger print jacket and funny text saying "The forecast said 'cloudy with a chance of dickheads' so emu put on her dickproof jacket, kept calm & carried on."

    Dickproof

    Dickproof

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A fun, chilishly charmingly illustrated card of a circus tent, acrobats and a lion, with the words "It's a total fucking circus but it's OUR circus"

    But it's our circus

    But it's our circus

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • Stylised, sarcastic cream birthday card with colourful bold type saying "You were born. La-di-fucking-dah."

    You were born

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    You were born

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up."

    Awesome

    Awesome

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Bright yellow rectangular card with funny gold foiled text saying: "It's all shits & giggles until someone giggles & shits."

    Giggles

    Giggles

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • This World is Bullshit Card

    This World is Bullshit Card

    This World is Bullshit Card

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cat in an ugly wool jacket and funny text saying "cat wanted to go out and play with his gang-mate, but he ahd been put in some sort of hectic wool jacket, which was fucking with his street cred. soon, thought cat, i shall piss in it. "

    Piss Cat

    Piss Cat

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "And she gave no fucks. Not even one. And she lived happily ever after. The end."

    The End

    The End

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I love that when I'm with you I don’t have to pretend to be a nice person. That shit's exhausting."

    Exhausting Funny Card

    Exhausting Funny Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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