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  • A blue square card with a funny cartoon of a brown rabbit reading the book watership down and a little thought bubble with the words "Fucking hell!!!"

    Watership downer

    Watership downer

    Ustudio
    £3.50 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem."

    Inner peace

    Inner peace

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with an emu in a tiger print jacket and funny text saying "The forecast said 'cloudy with a chance of dickheads' so emu put on her dickproof jacket, kept calm & carried on."

    Dickproof

    Dickproof

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A textured orange card with the handwritten text "Things I like about you most: you're bat shit crazy."

    You're bat shit crazy

    You're bat shit crazy

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Shit together card

    Shit together card

    Shit together card

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
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  • A fun, chilishly charmingly illustrated card of a circus tent, acrobats and a lion, with the words "It's a total fucking circus but it's OUR circus"

    But it's our circus

    But it's our circus

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • Stylised, sarcastic cream birthday card with colourful bold type saying "You were born. La-di-fucking-dah."

    You were born

    You were born

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up."

    Awesome

    Awesome

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Bright yellow rectangular card with funny gold foiled text saying: "It's all shits & giggles until someone giggles & shits."

    Giggles

    Giggles

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • This World is Bullshit Card

    This World is Bullshit Card

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    This World is Bullshit Card

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a cat in an ugly wool jacket and funny text saying "cat wanted to go out and play with his gang-mate, but he ahd been put in some sort of hectic wool jacket, which was fucking with his street cred. soon, thought cat, i shall piss in it. "

    Piss Cat

    Piss Cat

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "And she gave no fucks. Not even one. And she lived happily ever after. The end."

    The End

    The End

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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