New Job

Whether it’s their first foray into the world of work, a step closer to the dream job, or simply a Houdini-esque sideways move to escape from a toxic workplace… Yay! to all and any of the above. Give them a card. 

  • Textured square blue card with handwritten words saying "Your new colleagues will be proper shit compared to us."

    Your new colleagues will be proper shit

    Your new colleagues will be proper shit

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up."

    Awesome

    Awesome

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A quirky white card showing a hand drawn star with a small arrow and the word "you" pointing to it.

    You are a star

    Sold out

    You are a star

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
    Sold out
  • A white card with a cute quirky illustration of a black rosette with the words "the fuckin best" written on it

    Fuckin best valentines card

    Fuckin best valentines card

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A grey square card featuring a pottery sausage dog in a cute orange and red stripey jumper and little dapper green hat. He is looking directly at the camera and standing above words that say "Well done! You clever sausage"

    Clever Sausage

    Clever Sausage

    Nosey Mungo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Messy handwritten style card with a wonky semicircle titled "how well you did" with better luck next time one one side and smashed it on the other. There is an arrow pointing to smashed it.

    Smashed it

    Smashed it

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Incredible

    Incredible

    Incredible

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A square arty card with a colourful starbust painting radiating from the central handwritten words "positive energy"

    Positive Energy

    Positive Energy

    Ustudio
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with two blue tits and funny text saying "my tits will not be calmed"

    Calm Tits

    Calm Tits

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Ever had a job where you had no experience, no training, you weren't allowed to quit and people's lives were at stake? Welcome to parenting!"

    A Job

    A Job

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " Sorry you're leaving! Just kidding, off you fuck."

    You're Leaving

    You're Leaving

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A contemporary square cream card with a stylised illustration of a cactus in a sombrero underneath the text "Adios!"

    Adios

    Adios

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
               
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