Party time! Join us for a margarita whilst you browse the speakeasy section. These cards don’t judge, they see you day drinking and nod in understanding. Drink
responsibly. Give cards indiscriminately.

  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " I found Ł20 in a car park and thought to myself, what would jesus do? So I turned it into wine. "

    Jesus £ / Jesus $

    Jesus £ / Jesus $

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Bright red rectangular card with funny gold foiled text saying: "The most expensive part of having kids is the wine."

    Expensive

    Expensive

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " Should we drink wine tonight? A) Yes, B) A, C) B."

    Wine tonight

    Wine tonight

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a tiger drinking a bottle of wine and funny text saying "There's a tiger in my kitchen, and it finished all the wine! It's a greedy little fucker and it does it all the time"

    Kitchen Tiger

    Kitchen Tiger

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Blue rectangular card with gold foiled text saying "I wasn't sure what to make for dinner so I opened a bottle of wine and now I don't care."

    Opened

    Opened

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Someone asked how much I usually spend on a bottle of wine. I don't know… half an hour?"

    Bottle of Wine

    Bottle of Wine

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Turquoise rectangular card with fuschia foiled text saying: "Trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas."

    Shakes

    Shakes

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Bright yellow card with silver foiled text saying: "Today's forecast: Day drinking with moderate intoxication before noon and a 90% chance of a shitshow later this evening."

    Day Drinking

    Day Drinking

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Comic style illustrated card with friends sharing a glass of wine and finishing the whole glass promting a "Holy Moly" reaction

    Sip Of Wine

    Sip Of Wine

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Bright red rectangular card with funny silver foiled text saying: "Today's forecast: 99% chance of wine"

    Forecast

    Forecast

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Every weekend I say to myself, "Susan, you have to stop drinking wine." Thankfully I'm not Susan."

    Susan

    Susan

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style tiger and dog and funny text saying "I pointed to the clock as it seemed early to raise hell. "it's 5 o' clock somewhere!" he roared, and gargled Zinfandel."

    Tiger & Dog

    Tiger & Dog

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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