New Home

The freedom. The space. The dubious decorative decisions. Get your Marie Kondo on and spark some joy with your choice of card.

  • A contemporary square navy card with a stylised image of a leaping frog with a life buoy over some lily pads and the text "New Pad"

    New pad

    New pad

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Green card with gold foiled text saying: "Did I 'kill a plant' or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment."

    Plant

    Plant

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A textured bright yellow card with the handwritten words "Does this mean we can have a house warming party?"

    House party

    House party

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Digs

    Digs

    Digs

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Contemporary purple card with a stylised image of an introvert holding a pot plane and the words printed above "Wanna come back to my place and die?"

    My place

    My place

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with two blue tits and funny text saying "my tits will not be calmed"

    Calm Tits

    Calm Tits

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with two cute hand illustrated watercolour style blue tits and a small squirrel with funny text saying "Buzzing my tits off"

    Buzzing Tits

    Buzzing Tits

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Messy handwritten style card with diagonal text saying: "This is going to look rubbish next to your other cards sorry"

    Rubbish

    Rubbish

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with a painting of a big brown bear holding a crying baby bear underneath the typed words "the fuckers never taught you this at school". Brown envelope in the background.

    Taught

    Taught

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White greetings card with a black and white, two panel cartoon showing someone with limited botanical capability taking a houseplant home, likely to kill it.

    To Die Greetings Card

    To Die Greetings Card

    Amii Illustrates
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
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