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The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • Bright yellow card with silver foiled text saying: "I regret to inform you but your childhood has expired."

    Childhood

    Childhood

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated dung beetle and ball of poo, singing a slightly altered version of 'Never Gonna Give You Up'

    Dung Beetle

    Dung Beetle

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with funny black text saying: "We've been through a lot together… and most of it has been your fault."

    Fault

    Fault

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Purple rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: I don't mean to show off but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours & 10 minutes."

    Show Off

    Show Off

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Green rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."

    Caterpillar

    Caterpillar

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute dog sniffing a sunflower and funny text saying "'Prairie dog preferred flowers to people, because flowers rarely behaved like massive fucksicles"

    Prairie Dog

    Prairie Dog

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "I've finally figured out what I want to be when I get older… younger."

    Older

    Older

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " 'Your password is too weak.' So is my upper body… just let me live my life. "

    Password

    Password

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me. I think you're a twat."

    Somewhere

    Somewhere

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with cute hand illustrated sloths in multiple yoga poses with names such as the prance and the banana

    Sloga

    Sloga

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with funny black text saying: "I want to enter the room with the energy of a cat. " Is there anything I can fuck up or eat in here? Nah? Well anyway, you're lucky to have me."

    Cat Energy

    Cat Energy

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A square card featuring a humourous black and white image of a little girl in a party dress faceplanting a cake.

    Cake face

    Cake face

    Ustudio
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
               
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