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The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • Green rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: " Happy birthday to the family member I'm least ashamed to be related to."

    Ashamed

    Ashamed

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated tortoise with an ice cream cone as a hat and funny text saying "By the time tortoise had got back from the shop, his fucking ice cream had all melted. He was pleased with his funky new hat tho."

    Tortus

    Tortus

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "There's no one I'd rather sit in silence & stare at my phone with."

    Silence Funny Card

    Silence Funny Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue rectangular card with indigo foiled text saying: "Unless you fall off the tradmill no one wants to hear about your workout."

    Workout

    Workout

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue card with silver foiled text saying: "'You let your dog sleep in your bed?' yeah and I'd let him borrow my car too if he needed it."

    Dog

    Dog

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style conversation saying " ' please don’t swear in front of my parents' 'okey doke' 'hallo old fuckers'"

    Don't Swear

    Don't Swear

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Is our house clean? No. But are we making memories that'll last a lifetime? Also no."

    Clean

    Clean

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two ducks about the advantages of using rubber rings with cupholders when they already float

    Ducks

    Ducks

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "No-one has more shit on their to-do list than a kid who's just been told it's bedtime"

    Bedtime

    Bedtime

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Messy and funny handwritten style card with the word Older with a big tick next to it, and underneath the word wiser with a big cross

    Older Wiser

    Older Wiser

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Pastel pink rectangular card with fuschia foiled text saying "Sister, being related to me really is the only gift you need."

    Sister Gift

    Sister Gift

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Yellow rectangular card with silver foiled text saying "anyone else disappointed that head & shoulders doesn't have a body wash called knees & toes? "

    Body Wash

    Body Wash

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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