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The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • Yellow rectangular card with silver foiled text saying "anyone else disappointed that head & shoulders doesn't have a body wash called knees & toes? "

    Body Wash

    Body Wash

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " 13 year old me: Don't tell me what to do. Me now: Could someone tell me precisely when and in great detail, exactly what I have to do."

    Exactly

    Exactly

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "My brain still thinks I'm 23. My body thinks my brain is a fucking idiot"

    My Brain

    My Brain

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "Imagine how boring life would be without me."

    Without Me

    Without Me

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Red rectangular card with gold foiled text saying "Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of worcester sauce?"

    Worcester

    Worcester

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Red rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "Netflix should have a category called 'easy to follow while looking at your phone."

    Netflix funny card

    Netflix funny card

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with funny black text saying: "Your age is very inappropriate for your behavior."

    Behavior / Behaviour

    Behavior / Behaviour

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I couldn't decide whether I'd suit having a fringe. So I cut one for my daughter instead. It looks shit. That was a close one."

    Fringe / Bangs

    Fringe / Bangs

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Get Well

    Get Well

    Get Well

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style cat and funny text saying "PRAISE ME LIKE YOU SHOULD"

    Praise Me

    Praise Me

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with two sloths having a funny conversation about how cheese is the only food group

    Cheese

    Cheese

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a group of cats having a funny conversation about what a french cat would say

    French Cat

    French Cat

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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