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The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I'm at that delusional age where I think everyone my age looks way older than I do."

    Delusional

    Delusional

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Messy handwritten style card with illustration of a "fountain of youth" and a funny sign saying "Out of order"

    Fountain of Youth

    Fountain of Youth

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Turquoise rectangular card with fuschia foiled text saying: "Trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas."

    Shakes

    Shakes

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "If a woman says 'do what you want' do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe."

    Don't Breathe

    Don't Breathe

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two penguins about just how cold the water is

    Really Cold

    Really Cold

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated black kitten playing with a ball and funny text saying " serenity sounds nice but have you ever tried absolute havoc?"

    Havoc

    Havoc

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue card with gold foiled text saying: "Don't give up on your dreams. Go back to bed."

    Dreams

    Dreams

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a comical hand illustrated ginger cat and funny text saying "'zey keeps calling me Tibbles but I don’t know the fack why becoz my name iz Emperor Lionballs Stripy McStripeface Feeling Fine Feline Lord of all Fences He who cannot be tamed Subordinate to none! (Swishy to me mates) "

    Swishy

    Swishy

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style cat and funny text saying "buckle up bitchlings I'm about to demonstrate professional anti-social behaviours"

    Buckle Up

    Buckle Up

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A rectangular white card with a cartoon illustration depicting a man picking up his dog's poo and a humorous interaction. Lime green envelope in the background.

    Pick it up

    Pick it up

    Amii Illustrates
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "every marriage has one person who throws stuff away, and the other is a crap-collecting chaos goblin who says, "but I was saving that!" "

    Goblin

    Goblin

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a sloth in a crown and funny text saying "Sloth was checking out his bum. Oh no that is not a good ass, said sloth. THAT IS A BADASS! And off he merrily trot"

    Badass

    Badass

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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