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The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "every marriage has one person who throws stuff away, and the other is a crap-collecting chaos goblin who says, "but I was saving that!" "

    Goblin

    Goblin

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Messy handwritten style card with illustration of a "fountain of youth" and a funny sign saying "Out of order"

    Fountain of Youth

    Fountain of Youth

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with two cute hand illustrated watercolour style blue tits and a small squirrel with funny text saying " "Remember" said porcupine "everyone's an assbucket, except you, and me"

    Assbucket

    Assbucket

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Me: I'm the most easy-going person ever. Also me: What kind of clown loaded the dishwasher like this?!"

    Dishwasher

    Dishwasher

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "My four moods I'm too old for this shit. I'm too tired for this shit. I'm too sober for this shit. I don't have time for this shit"

    Four Moods

    Four Moods

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two penguins about just how cold the water is

    Really Cold

    Really Cold

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Purple rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it."

    Help

    Help

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Green rectangular card with funny pink foiled text saying: "Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight , you're drunk"

    Fairy Tale

    Fairy Tale

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style badger and funny text saying "badger fucked around and found out and it was brilliant"

    Brilliant Badger

    Brilliant Badger

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated black kitten playing with a ball and funny text saying " serenity sounds nice but have you ever tried absolute havoc?"

    Havoc

    Havoc

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice a day."

    Underwear

    Underwear

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying "If you ever see me running, please kill whatever's chasing me."

    Running

    Running

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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