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The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "If cats could text back, they wouldn't."

    Cats

    Cats

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I love that when I'm with you I don’t have to pretend to be a nice person. That shit's exhausting."

    Exhausting Funny Card

    Exhausting Funny Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " Growing old is a gift. Wetting yourself when you blow out the candles, not so much."

    Candles

    Candles

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a hand illustrated stoat in a small pair of jeans and funny text saying "stoat spent all his wages on new jeans. Fuck, thought stoat, now he could not pay his rent. But, damn he felt fine in his fancy jeans"

    Stoat

    Stoat

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cat in an ugly wool jacket and funny text saying "cat wanted to go out and play with his gang-mate, but he ahd been put in some sort of hectic wool jacket, which was fucking with his street cred. soon, thought cat, i shall piss in it. "

    Piss Cat

    Piss Cat

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I'm at that delusional age where I think everyone my age looks way older than I do."

    Delusional

    Delusional

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A blue square card with a funny cartoon of a brown rabbit reading the book watership down and a little thought bubble with the words "Fucking hell!!!"

    Watership downer

    Watership downer

    Ustudio
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "And she gave no fucks. Not even one. And she lived happily ever after. The end."

    The End

    The End

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with an emu and funny text saying "'For fucksake' whispered emu to herself after ducking to avoid yet another low flying dickhead"

    Emu

    Emu

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue card with gold foiled text saying: "Don't give up on your dreams. Go back to bed."

    Dreams

    Dreams

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style cat and funny text saying "I said fuck a lot of times today but then I said sorry for saying fuck so much so I think overall I'm a good work colleague"

    Work Colleague

    Work Colleague

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated emu and the dicks she's spotted today with funny text saying "emu chewed her pencil and crossed off another from her dick spotters catalogue. She had passed one hairy-arsed plonker, four great bollock wafters, two kerbside smeg lords and six common bearded wazzocks. all she needed was a feral tit tyrant and she'd have a full house."

    Catalogue

    Catalogue

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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