The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • White rectangular card with funny black text saying: "Your age is very inappropriate for your behaviour."

    Behaviour / Behavior

    Behaviour / Behavior

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "If a woman says 'do what you want' do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe."

    Don't Breathe

    Don't Breathe

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Turquoise rectangular card with fuschia foiled text saying: "Trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas."

    Shakes

    Shakes

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Violet rectangular card with pink foiled text saying: " A stong woman looks a challenge in the eye and gives it a wink."

    Wink

    Wink

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between a mouse and a squirrel (?) about acorns coming with a little hat

    Acorn Hat

    Acorn Hat

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with cute hand illustrated sloths in multiple yoga poses with names such as the prance and the banana

    Sloga

    Sloga

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a sloth in a crown and funny text saying "Sloth was checking out his bum. Oh no that is not a good ass, said sloth. THAT IS A BADASS! And off he merrily trot"

    Badass

    Badass

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute dog and funny text saying "'Hey dog! Get in the house!' The person said. Or something like that. Anyway, dog did not give a fuck. For he did not speak person. Plus, he had lalalalalalalas to do."

    Lala Dog

    Lala Dog

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a tiger drinking a bottle of wine and funny text saying "There's a tiger in my kitchen, and it finished all the wine! It's a greedy little fucker and it does it all the time"

    Kitchen Tiger

    Kitchen Tiger

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with an emu and funny text saying "'For fucksake' whispered emu to herself after ducking to avoid yet another low flying dickhead"

    Emu

    Emu

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "No-one has more shit on their to-do list than a kid who's just been told it's bedtime"

    Bedtime

    Bedtime

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with funny black text saying: "I love it when my kids sigh. Like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader. "

    Freeloader

    Freeloader

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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