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The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • Bright pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "It turns out when you're asked who your favorite child is, you're expected to choose one of your own… who knew?"

    Turns Out

    Turns Out

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Turquoise rectangular card with fuschia foiled text saying: "Trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas."

    Shakes

    Shakes

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated (animal) in a pink dress and a funny conversation saying " 'nice dress' 'fanks, it has pockets' "

    Pockets

    Pockets

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " Growing old is a gift. Wetting yourself when you blow out the candles, not so much."

    Candles

    Candles

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " I found Ł20 in a car park and thought to myself, what would jesus do? So I turned it into wine. "

    Jesus £ / Jesus $

    Jesus £ / Jesus $

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "If cats could text back, they wouldn't."

    Cats

    Cats

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "every marriage has one person who throws stuff away, and the other is a crap-collecting chaos goblin who says, "but I was saving that!" "

    Goblin

    Goblin

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "And she gave no fucks. Not even one. And she lived happily ever after. The end."

    The End

    The End

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Violet rectangular card with pink foiled text saying: " A stong woman looks a challenge in the eye and gives it a wink."

    Wink

    Wink

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute dog sniffing a sunflower and funny text saying "'Prairie dog preferred flowers to people, because flowers rarely behaved like massive fucksicles"

    Prairie Dog

    Prairie Dog

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Teal card with gold foiled text that reads "In every household there's one person who loads the dishwasherr like a scandinavian architect and one who loads it like a squirrel on crack."

    Architect Greetings Card

    Architect Greetings Card

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "If a woman says 'do what you want' do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe."

    Don't Breathe

    Don't Breathe

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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