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The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • Turquoise rectangular card with fuschia foiled text saying: "Trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas."

    Shakes

    Shakes

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "It turns out when you're asked who your favorite child is, you're expected to choose one of your own… who knew?"

    Turns Out

    Turns Out

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated manatee with a red bikini on and funny text saying "manatee did not worry about getting her body ready for the beach. Instead she hollered at the beach 'are you ready for ME?' the sea lowwered his sunglasses, smiled and said 'you betcha baby'" , with a kraft brown envelope.

    You Betcha

    You Betcha

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a tiger drinking a bottle of wine and funny text saying "There's a tiger in my kitchen, and it finished all the wine! It's a greedy little fucker and it does it all the time"

    Kitchen Tiger

    Kitchen Tiger

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Every weekend I say to myself, "Susan, you have to stop drinking wine." Thankfully I'm not Susan."

    Susan

    Susan

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "A recent study found people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits. And people who order a quad shot, non fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to be their victims."

    Quad Shot

    Quad Shot

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "If a woman says 'do what you want' do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe."

    Don't Breathe

    Don't Breathe

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Violet rectangular card with pink foiled text saying: " A stong woman looks a challenge in the eye and gives it a wink."

    Wink

    Wink

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute dog and funny text saying "'Hey dog! Get in the house!' The person said. Or something like that. Anyway, dog did not give a fuck. For he did not speak person. Plus, he had lalalalalalalas to do."

    Lala Dog

    Lala Dog

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Chin up. Tits out. Onwards."

    Onwards

    Onwards

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a comical hand illustrated ginger cat and funny text saying "'zey keeps calling me Tibbles but I don’t know the fack why becoz my name iz Emperor Lionballs Stripy McStripeface Feeling Fine Feline Lord of all Fences He who cannot be tamed Subordinate to none! (Swishy to me mates) "

    Swishy

    Swishy

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "every marriage has one person who throws stuff away, and the other is a crap-collecting chaos goblin who says, "but I was saving that!" "

    Goblin

    Goblin

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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