Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • Green rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: " Happy birthday to the family member I'm least ashamed to be related to."

    Ashamed

    Ashamed

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " 'Your password is too weak.' So is my upper body… just let me live my life. "

    Password

    Password

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "You'd be so fucked without me."

    You'd Be

    You'd Be

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with and funny text saying "'The shitshow must go on!"

    Silly Shit

    Silly Shit

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Simple tips to gain my friendship: -Have a dog, -Show me pictures of your dog, -Invite me over to pet your dog, -Be a dog, -Dog."

    Friendship

    Friendship

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style cat and funny text saying "PRAISE ME LIKE YOU SHOULD"

    Praise Me

    Praise Me

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " 13 year old me: Don't tell me what to do. Me now: Could someone tell me precisely when and in great detail, exactly what I have to do."

    Exactly

    Exactly

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "My brain still thinks I'm 23. My body thinks my brain is a fucking idiot"

    My Brain

    My Brain

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A square card featuring a humourous black and white image of a little girl in a party dress faceplanting a cake.

    Cake face

    Cake face

    Ustudio
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • A quirky white card showing a hand drawn star with a small arrow and the word "you" pointing to it.

    You are a star

    You are a star

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • Messy and funny handwritten style card with the word Older with a big tick next to it, and underneath the word wiser with a big cross

    Older Wiser

    Older Wiser

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue rectangular card with indigo foiled text saying: "Unless you fall off the tradmill no one wants to hear about your workout."

    Workout

    Workout

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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