Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • Blue rectangular card with gold foiled text saying "I wasn't sure what to make for dinner so I opened a bottle of wine and now I don't care."

    Opened

    Opened

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "I was clearly meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money"

    Spend Money

    Spend Money

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright yellow rectangular card with funny silver foiled text saying: "In alcohol's defence, I've done some pretty stupid things while completely sober."

    Sober

    Sober

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Violet rectangular card with pink foiled text saying: " A stong woman looks a challenge in the eye and gives it a wink."

    Wink

    Wink

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Green card with gold foiled text saying: "Did I 'kill a plant' or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment."

    Plant

    Plant

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright red card with gold foiled text saying: " "You'll understand when you're older." I'm older and I understand nothing."

    Understand

    Understand

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue rectangular card with indigo foiled text saying: "Unless you fall off the tradmill no one wants to hear about your workout."

    Workout

    Workout

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Turquoise rectangular card with fuschia foiled text saying: "Trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas."

    Shakes

    Shakes

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Stylised funny card with image of a cat in front of a birthday cake looking grumpy with the text "Please leave by 9" above

    Grumpy Cat

    Grumpy Cat

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Stylish venn diagram with the message that both you and the earth are both getting hotter and more unstable by the year

    Hotter and More Unstable

    Hotter and More Unstable

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Contemporary, square red card featuring a stylised drawing if a fabulous sloth in knee high boots withh a colourful disco ball and the words "Less panic, more disco"

    Disco Sloth

    Disco Sloth

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Contemporary purple card with a stylised image of an introvert holding a pot plane and the words printed above "Wanna come back to my place and die?"

    My place

    My place

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
               
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