Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • Stylishly designed and quirkily drawn goose, complete with teeth, a bonnet and briefcase and the text "I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you."

    Silly goose

    Silly goose

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • A textured pale orange card with the handwritten words "Happy Birthday you bloody brilliant human"

    You bloody brilliant human

    Sold out

    You bloody brilliant human

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
    Sold out
  • A romantic black and white card with fun quirky writing on it that reads "Out of the 1000000 ways that my life could have gone, I'm glad it went the way that brought me to you"

    Brought me to you card

    Brought me to you card

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • Bike Ride

    Bike Ride

    Bike Ride

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style cat and funny text saying "PRAISE ME LIKE YOU SHOULD"

    Praise Me

    Praise Me

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "There's no one I'd rather sit in silence & stare at my phone with."

    Silence Funny Card

    Silence Funny Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue rectangular card with indigo foiled text saying: "Unless you fall off the tradmill no one wants to hear about your workout."

    Workout

    Workout

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Blue rectangular card with gold foiled text saying "I wasn't sure what to make for dinner so I opened a bottle of wine and now I don't care."

    Opened

    Opened

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Red rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "Netflix should have a category called 'easy to follow while looking at your phone."

    Netflix funny card

    Netflix funny card

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue card with silver foiled text saying: "'You let your dog sleep in your bed?' yeah and I'd let him borrow my car too if he needed it."

    Dog

    Dog

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Simple tips to gain my friendship: -Have a dog, -Show me pictures of your dog, -Invite me over to pet your dog, -Be a dog, -Dog."

    Friendship

    Friendship

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " 13 year old me: Don't tell me what to do. Me now: Could someone tell me precisely when and in great detail, exactly what I have to do."

    Exactly

    Exactly

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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