Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me. I think you're a twat."

    Somewhere

    Somewhere

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "I've finally figured out what I want to be when I get older… younger."

    Older

    Older

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A textured cream card with a cute and cheeky illustration of a smiling face in a party hat and handwritten words "Love you birthday person"

    Love you birthday person

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    Love you birthday person

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
    Sold out
  • Green rectangular card with funny pink foiled text saying: "Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight , you're drunk"

    Fairy Tale

    Fairy Tale

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Green rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: " Happy birthday to the family member I'm least ashamed to be related to."

    Ashamed

    Ashamed

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Yellow card with silver foiled text that reads "You know you're old when you're entering yout date of birth online and you have to spin that bitch like you're on the wheel of fortune."

    Wheel of Fortune Greetings Card

    Wheel of Fortune Greetings Card

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Purple rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: I don't mean to show off but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours & 10 minutes."

    Show Off

    Show Off

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A square card featuring a humourous black and white image of a little girl in a party dress faceplanting a cake.

    Cake face

    Cake face

    Ustudio
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Messy and funny handwritten style card with the word Older with a big tick next to it, and underneath the word wiser with a big cross

    Older Wiser

    Older Wiser

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying "If you ever see me running, please kill whatever's chasing me."

    Running

    Running

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright yellow rectangular card with silver foiled text saying: "Children are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit weird"

    Pancakes

    Pancakes

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A quirky white card showing a hand drawn star with a small arrow and the word "you" pointing to it.

    You are a star

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    You are a star

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
    Sold out
               
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