Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • Blue square card with fuschia foiled text saying "Happy birthday to my shitshow bestie"

    Bestie

    Bestie

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Contemporary, square red card featuring a stylised drawing if a fabulous sloth in knee high boots withh a colourful disco ball and the words "Less panic, more disco"

    Disco Sloth

    Disco Sloth

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between a bear and a rabbit about how some days you don't need a healthy dinner, some days you just need pizza

    Backup

    Backup

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with funny black text saying: "Some days I have my shit together, other days I spit toothpaste in my own hair."

    Toothpaste

    Toothpaste

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Red rectangular card with gold foiled text saying "Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of worcester sauce?"

    Worcester

    Worcester

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Textured grey square card with cute painted illustration of several different shapes and sizes of breasts and the handwritten text above saying "Happy Birthday. You're the tits."

    You're the tits

    You're the tits

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying "A mum picks up 19 dirty cups from around the house in a 6-hour-period. How many kids does she have? Two, she has two kids."

    Cups

    Cups

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I couldn't decide whether I'd suit having a fringe. So I cut one for my daughter instead. It looks shit. That was a close one."

    Fringe / Bangs

    Fringe / Bangs

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " Should we drink gin tonight? A) Yes, B) A, C) B."

    Gin Tonight

    Gin Tonight

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between three tortoises hiding for a surprise party

    Hide

    Hide

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • My all time fave creepy weirdo

    My all time fave creepy weirdo

    Sold out

    My all time fave creepy weirdo

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
    Sold out
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between a porcupine, panda and (…) about the complex nature of balloon hats

    Balloon Hat

    Balloon Hat

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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