Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • A white square comic style card with a cute worm popping up to give a motivational pep talk

    Worm

    Worm

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying "If you ever see me running, please kill whatever's chasing me."

    Running

    Running

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Red rectangular card with gold foiled text saying "Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of worcester sauce?"

    Worcester

    Worcester

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Turquoise rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "How the hell did we get this old?"

    This Old

    This Old

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Pastel pink rectangular card with fuschia foiled text saying "Sister, being related to me really is the only gift you need."

    Sister Gift

    Sister Gift

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "I've finally figured out what I want to be when I get older… younger."

    Older

    Older

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Purple rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: I don't mean to show off but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours & 10 minutes."

    Show Off

    Show Off

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Potatoes

    Potatoes

    Potatoes

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A square photographic card with a cool contemporary image of a panda in a silver spacesuit, appearing to smile excitedly.

    The greatest adventure

    The greatest adventure

    Ustudio
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • A square photographic card with a cool contemporary image of a golden retriever dog appearing to be holding a pint of lager and smiling contentedly.

    Takin' it easy

    Takin' it easy

    Ustudio
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • A white square comic style card with funny text saying happy birthday in multiple languages, and "christ you're old!"

    Languages

    Languages

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Messy handwritten style card with diagonal text saying: "This is going to look rubbish next to your other cards sorry"

    Rubbish

    Rubbish

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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