Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • Bright blue rectangular card with indigo foiled text saying: "Unless you fall off the tradmill no one wants to hear about your workout."

    Workout

    Workout

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic style square card with worm appearing from a hole and giving a pep-talk (swears)

    Marvellous

    Marvellous

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated mudskipper with a cricket on his head and funny text saying "oh what a beautiful day I'm glad to be alive what could possibly go tits up today"

    Mudskipper

    Mudskipper

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Pastel blue rectangular card with funny gold foiled text saying: "Old is the new young"

    Young

    Young

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " 13 year old me: Don't tell me what to do. Me now: Could someone tell me precisely when and in great detail, exactly what I have to do."

    Exactly

    Exactly

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with watercolour illustrated capybara wearing y-fronts with an intense expression and insistennt eyebrows and handwriting that says "is it your birfday? Michael isn't sure because he is a capybara, and he never kept a calendar. Also, he doesn't care either way."

    Capybara Greetings Card

    Capybara Greetings Card

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between a shark and an otter about poorly chosen past wifi passwords

    Wifi

    Wifi

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Stylised, sarcastic cream birthday card with colourful bold type saying "You were born. La-di-fucking-dah."

    You were born

    You were born

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • A white square comic style card with a cute worm popping up to give a motivational pep talk

    Worm

    Worm

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A square photographic card with a cool contemporary image of a racoon making Let's rock gestures with both paws.

    Yass!

    Yass!

    Ustudio
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Stylish venn diagram with the message that both you and the earth are both getting hotter and more unstable by the year

    Hotter and More Unstable

    Hotter and More Unstable

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Green card with gold foiled text saying: "Did I 'kill a plant' or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment."

    Plant

    Plant

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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