Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • A contemporary square navy card with a stylised image of a racoon and a heart shaped ballon, and the words "To me, you are trash" in the middle

    Raccoon card

    Raccoon card

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Stylishly designed and quirkily drawn goose, complete with teeth, a bonnet and briefcase and the text "I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you."

    Silly goose

    Silly goose

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Contemporary pink square card with a stylised drawing of a fabulous storm trooper in 70s flares dancing under a disco ball and the text "Super Trooper"

    Super trooper

    Super trooper

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • The way I am

    The way I am

    The way I am

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Contemporary black card with colourful rounded font saying "Your smile warms my cold dead soul"

    Your smile

    Your smile

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Pastel pink square card with handwritten style text saying: "If you were a potato, you would be a roast potato because they are the best."

    Roast Potato

    Roast Potato

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic style illustrated square card with two orchids having a humourous conversation, about being "socially orchid"

    Orchid

    Orchid

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic style illustrated card with friends sharing a glass of wine and finishing the whole glass promting a "Holy Moly" reaction

    Sip Of Wine

    Sip Of Wine

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic style illustrated square card with a dog looking in the mirror and complimenting itself

    Heck

    Heck

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic style illustrated card with two people, one with very long fingers, having a funny conversation about fitting a whole bag of hula hoops on the fingers

    Hula Hoops

    Hula Hoops

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic style square card with worm appearing from a hole and giving a pep-talk (swears)

    Marvellous

    Marvellous

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A square photographic card with a cool contemporary image of a racoon making Let's rock gestures with both paws.

    Yass!

    Yass!

    Ustudio
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
               
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