Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • Turquoise rectangular card with gold foiled text Saying: "I thought I was in a bad mood, but it's been a few years so I guess this is who I am now."

    Bad Mood

    Bad Mood

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between a mouse and a squirrel (?) about acorns coming with a little hat

    Acorn Hat

    Acorn Hat

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Turquoise rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "How the hell did we get this old?"

    This Old

    This Old

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style conversation saying " ' please don’t swear in front of my parents' 'okey doke' 'hallo old fuckers'"

    Don't Swear

    Don't Swear

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style tiger and dog and funny text saying "I pointed to the clock as it seemed early to raise hell. "it's 5 o' clock somewhere!" he roared, and gargled Zinfandel."

    Tiger & Dog

    Tiger & Dog

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Best Before Greeting Card

    Best Before Greeting Card

    Best Before Greeting Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Pastel pink rectangular card with fuschia foiled text saying "Sister, being related to me really is the only gift you need."

    Sister Gift

    Sister Gift

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright yellow rectangular card with funny gold foiled text saying: "It's all shits & giggles until someone giggles & shits."

    Giggles

    Giggles

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " I can't believe how old people my age are."

    How Old

    How Old

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Blue rectangular card with gold foiled text saying "I wasn't sure what to make for dinner so I opened a bottle of wine and now I don't care."

    Opened

    Opened

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Red rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "Netflix should have a category called 'easy to follow while looking at your phone."

    Netflix funny card

    Netflix funny card

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying "If you ever see me running, please kill whatever's chasing me."

    Running

    Running

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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