Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • Messy and funny handwritten style card with the word Older with a big tick next to it, and underneath the word wiser with a big cross

    Older Wiser

    Older Wiser

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style tiger and dog and funny text saying "I pointed to the clock as it seemed early to raise hell. "it's 5 o' clock somewhere!" he roared, and gargled Zinfandel."

    Tiger & Dog

    Tiger & Dog

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " 'Your password is too weak.' So is my upper body… just let me live my life. "

    Password

    Password

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A textured cream card with a cute and cheeky illustration of a smiling face in a party hat and handwritten words "Love you birthday person"

    Love you birthday person

    Sold out

    Love you birthday person

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
    Sold out
  • A quirky white card showing a hand drawn star with a small arrow and the word "you" pointing to it.

    You are a star

    You are a star

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • Yellow rectangular card with silver foiled text saying "anyone else disappointed that head & shoulders doesn't have a body wash called knees & toes? "

    Body Wash

    Body Wash

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with watercolour illustrated capybara wearing y-fronts with an intense expression and insistennt eyebrows and handwriting that says "is it your birfday? Michael isn't sure because he is a capybara, and he never kept a calendar. Also, he doesn't care either way."

    Capybara Greetings Card

    Capybara Greetings Card

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Green rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."

    Caterpillar

    Caterpillar

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with funny black text saying: "Your age is very inappropriate for your behavior."

    Behavior / Behaviour

    Behavior / Behaviour

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Pastel pink rectangular card with fuschia foiled text saying "Sister, being related to me really is the only gift you need."

    Sister Gift

    Sister Gift

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated mudskipper with a cricket on his head and funny text saying "oh what a beautiful day I'm glad to be alive what could possibly go tits up today"

    Mudskipper

    Mudskipper

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "My brain still thinks I'm 23. My body thinks my brain is a fucking idiot"

    My Brain

    My Brain

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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