Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • A textured pale orange card with the handwritten words "Happy Birthday you bloody brilliant human"

    You bloody brilliant human

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    You bloody brilliant human

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " 'Your password is too weak.' So is my upper body… just let me live my life. "

    Password

    Password

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style tiger and dog and funny text saying "I pointed to the clock as it seemed early to raise hell. "it's 5 o' clock somewhere!" he roared, and gargled Zinfandel."

    Tiger & Dog

    Tiger & Dog

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Yellow rectangular card with silver foiled text saying "anyone else disappointed that head & shoulders doesn't have a body wash called knees & toes? "

    Body Wash

    Body Wash

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Teal rectangular card with fuscia foiled text reading "At what age are we meeting up for bingo cause I'm ready".

    Bingo

    Bingo

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "You'd be so fucked without me."

    You'd Be

    You'd Be

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Green rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."

    Caterpillar

    Caterpillar

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a group of cats having a funny conversation about what a french cat would say

    French Cat

    French Cat

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "There's no one I'd rather sit in silence & stare at my phone with."

    Silence Funny Card

    Silence Funny Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Stylishly designed and quirkily drawn goose, complete with teeth, a bonnet and briefcase and the text "I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you."

    Silly goose

    Silly goose

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Red rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "Netflix should have a category called 'easy to follow while looking at your phone."

    Netflix funny card

    Netflix funny card

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with funny black text saying: "Your age is very inappropriate for your behavior."

    Behavior / Behaviour

    Behavior / Behaviour

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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