Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • Funny and contemporary pink card of two colourful hands making a heart shape inside which there is the text "You complete mess"

    Complete mess

    Complete mess

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • A funny red contemporary card with the text "Sorry this card is late because of who I am as a person"

    Belated wishes

    Belated wishes

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • A blue card with colourful rounded text saying "It's your birthday! You know what that means… Butt stuff."

    Butt stuff

    Butt stuff

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • A square card featuring a humourous black and white image of a little girl in a party dress faceplanting a cake.

    Cake face

    Cake face

    Ustudio
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • A fun, chilishly charmingly illustrated card of a circus tent, acrobats and a lion, with the words "It's a total fucking circus but it's OUR circus"

    But it's our circus

    But it's our circus

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • Card with cute hand drawn illustration of a contemporary stylised black hen surrounded by orange, yellow and black flowers interwoven with the words "mother hen"

    Mother hen

    Mother hen

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A cute and funny card with hand illustrated ducks and ducklings running around and the handwritten words "Are we sure that ducks were meant to be in a row cause LOL"

    Ducks in a row

    Ducks in a row

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A white card with a cute quirky illustration of a black rosette with the words "the fuckin best" written on it

    Fuckin best

    Fuckin best

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A quirky white card showing a hand drawn star with a small arrow and the word "you" pointing to it.

    You are a star

    You are a star

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A card with a fun childishly drawn heart, with cute lace edging and the text "You are so weird"

    You are so weird

    You are so weird

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A quirky card with a fun illustration of several different naked bodies, all shapes, sizes and colours, with their hands in the air and the word "Hooray" printed underneath.

    Hooray

    Hooray

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A beautifully painted image of a woman with hairy legs bending over gardening, boobs hanging loose and the following words woven in amongst colourful autumn flowers "Oh how wonderful to no longer give a shit. Happy Birthday"

    How wonderful it is

    How wonderful it is

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP