Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style cat and funny text saying "I said fuck a lot of times today but then I said sorry for saying fuck so much so I think overall I'm a good work colleague"

    Work Colleague

    Work Colleague

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Every woman's dream is to find a man that will take her in his arms, throw her on the bed and clean the entire house while she sleeps."

    Woman's Dream

    Woman's Dream

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice a day."

    Underwear

    Underwear

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Me: I'm the most easy-going person ever. Also me: What kind of clown loaded the dishwasher like this?!"

    Dishwasher

    Dishwasher

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with an emu and funny text saying "Darling, you can’t rub a diamond up the wrong way. You just make it even dazzlier"

    Dazzlier

    Dazzlier

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • 8 Billion

    8 Billion

    8 Billion

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between a mouse and a squirrel (?) about acorns coming with a little hat

    Acorn Hat

    Acorn Hat

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Turquoise rectangular card with gold foiled text Saying: "I thought I was in a bad mood, but it's been a few years so I guess this is who I am now."

    Bad Mood

    Bad Mood

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright yellow card with silver foiled text saying: "I regret to inform you but your childhood has expired."

    Childhood

    Childhood

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with cute hand illustrated sloths in multiple yoga poses with names such as the prance and the banana

    Sloga

    Sloga

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated dung beetle and ball of poo, singing a slightly altered version of 'Never Gonna Give You Up'

    Dung Beetle

    Dung Beetle

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright red rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: " We're going to need more candles."

    More Candles

    More Candles

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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