Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I couldn't decide whether I'd suit having bangs. So I cut them for my daughter instead. They look shit. That was a close one."

    Bangs / Fringe

    Bangs / Fringe

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two aliens about the strange things humans do on their birthdays

    Extinguish

    Extinguish

    Strange Planet
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Bike Ride

    Bike Ride

    Bike Ride

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with funny black text saying: "I want to enter the room with the energy of a cat. " Is there anything I can fuck up or eat in here? Nah? Well anyway, you're lucky to have me."

    Cat Energy

    Cat Energy

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Comic strip style card with a funny coversation between a bear and a rabbit about what to have for dinner

    Carrots

    Carrots

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between a porcupine, panda and (…) about the complex nature of balloon hats

    Balloon Hat

    Balloon Hat

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between a bear and a rabbit about how some days you don't need a healthy dinner, some days you just need pizza

    Backup

    Backup

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between a mouse and a squirrel (?) about acorns coming with a little hat

    Acorn Hat

    Acorn Hat

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Creature

    Creature

    Creature

    Strange Planet
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two aliens about the pain that comes with with using a treadmill

    Agony

    Agony

    Strange Planet
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a sloth in multiple different poses and funny text saying "the key to survival is to stun every other fucker with the awesome essense of you"

    Awesome Sloth

    Awesome Sloth

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a sloth in a crown and funny text saying "Sloth was checking out his bum. Oh no that is not a good ass, said sloth. THAT IS A BADASS! And off he merrily trot"

    Badass

    Badass

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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