Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • A white square comic style card with funny text saying "I hope this card finds you well (crossed out) having the best mother-flippin' birthday ever!"

    Mother Flippin

    Mother Flippin

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Contemporary black card with colourful rounded font saying "Your smile warms my cold dead soul"

    Your smile

    Your smile

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Bright blue rectangular card with funny silver foiled text Saying: "Cool dads have cool kids."

    Cool Dad

    Cool Dad

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white card with a cute quirky illustration of a black rosette with the words "the fuckin best" written on it

    Fuckin best card

    Fuckin best card

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • Red card with large gold foiled number 60 and text that reads "I'm not making any age related jokes. You've reached the age where it's genuinely not funny anymore."

    60 Age Related Jokes Greetings Card

    60 Age Related Jokes Greetings Card

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card showing cartoons of penguins stretching pre-run. Bright yello envelope in the background.

    Stretch

    Stretch

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Midlife crisis incoming. Happy 50th!"

    Midlife 50

    Midlife 50

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Turquoise square card with funny gold foiled text Saying: "Cool mums have cool kids."

    Cool Mum Mother's Day Card

    Cool Mum Mother's Day Card

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Messy and funny handwritten style card with a drawing of a simple apple and the words inside "To a plant based twat"

    Apple

    Apple

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two aliens about the strange logic of wrapping and unwrapping presents

    Destroy

    Destroy

    Strange Planet
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A bright, arch-shaped card painted in vibrant turquoises, greens, pinks and peach tones. The scene depicts a tropical palm forest with a group of elephants in the foreground, and gold foiled text reading Happy Birthday

    Elephants

    Elephants

    Hebe Studio
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Contemporary purple card with a stylised image of an introvert holding a pot plane and the words printed above "Wanna come back to my place and die?"

    My place

    My place

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
               
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