Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest"

    First 30

    First 30

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A bright, arch-shaped card painted in vibrant turquoises, greens and pink tones. The scene depicts a house overlooking a luscious garden with a bridge over a pond, and gold foiled text reading Happy Birthday

    Garden

    Garden

    Hebe Studio
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White greetings card with a funny 2 panel cartoon showing a play on the phrase "bottoms up"

    Bottoms Up

    Bottoms Up

    Amii Illustrates
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Stylised funny card with image of a cat in front of a birthday cake looking grumpy with the text "Please leave by 9" above

    Grumpy Cat

    Grumpy Cat

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Bright pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "I was clearly meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money"

    Spend Money

    Spend Money

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Funny and contemporary pink card of two colourful hands making a heart shape inside which there is the text "You complete mess"

    Complete Mess Hilarious Card

    Complete Mess Hilarious Card

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Teal card with large gold foiled number 18 and text that reads "You can now legally do all the things you've been doing anyway."

    18 Legally Greetings Card

    18 Legally Greetings Card

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white square comic style card with a funny drawing of a choice making wheel, captioned the wheel of fartune

    Wheel of Fartune

    Wheel of Fartune

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A square photographic card with a cool contemporary image of a panda in a silver spacesuit, appearing to smile excitedly.

    The greatest adventure

    The greatest adventure

    Ustudio
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black bold text reading "My flabbers be gasted. You are old"

    Flabbers Greetings Card

    Flabbers Greetings Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two aliens about how it feels to have a cat sleep on your lap

    Forlorn

    Forlorn

    Strange Planet
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A bright, arch-shaped card painted in vibrant turquoises, greens, pinks and peach tones. The scene depicts Mount Fuji with a typical Japanese style building and bright blue bird in the foreground, and gold foiled text reading Happy Birthday

    Mt Fuji

    Mt Fuji

    Hebe Studio
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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