Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • A textured orange card with the handwritten text "Things I like about you most: you're bat shit crazy."

    You're bat shit crazy

    You're bat shit crazy

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • The way I am

    The way I am

    The way I am

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Turquoise rectangular card with fuschia foiled text saying: "Him: Tell me your wildest fantasy. Me: 12 hours of sleep followed by a buffet breakfast."

    Fantasy

    Fantasy

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Show us your beaver

    Show us your beaver

    Show us your beaver

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A funny red contemporary card with the text "Sorry this card is late because of who I am as a person"

    Belated wishes

    Belated wishes

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Yellow card with fuscia foiled text that reads "We're just two delusional besties telling each other exactly."

    Delusional Besties Greetings Card

    Delusional Besties Greetings Card

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic style illustrated card with two people, one with very long fingers, having a funny conversation about fitting a whole bag of hula hoops on the fingers

    Hula Hoops

    Hula Hoops

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest"

    First 30

    First 30

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I went for a run but came back after 2 minutes because I forgot soemthing. I forgot that I couldn’t run for more than 2 minutes."

    Run

    Run

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A bright, arch-shaped card painted in vibrant turquoises, greens and yellows. The scene depicts a tropical palm beach with a group of people and boats, a butterfly in the foreground and gold foiled text reading Happy Birthday

    Beach Butterfly

    Beach Butterfly

    Hebe Studio
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Messy handwritten style card saying: " To do: give birthday card to idiot" with a checked box next to it

    To Do

    To Do

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Messy handwritten style card saying "Roses are red, greetings cards are white, some of them are good and some of them are shi" with a large scribble coming off from the I

    Some are good

    Some are good

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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