Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • Bright blue rectangular card with funny gold foiled text saying: "Dad, you're one of my favorite parents."

    Dad Favourite

    Dad Favourite

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Wisdom

    Wisdom

    Wisdom

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Yellow square greetings card with colourful reversible sequin sausage dog patch and fun, free-flowing text that reads "Happy Birthday!"

    Dog Sequin

    Dog Sequin

    Shine
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A beautifully painted image of a woman with hairy legs bending over gardening, boobs hanging loose and the following words woven in amongst colourful autumn flowers "Oh how wonderful to no longer give a shit. Happy Birthday"

    How wonderful it is

    How wonderful it is

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • Teal card with large gold foiled number 80 and text that reads "On the plus side… you're old enough to pretend you can't hear."

    80 Plus Side

    80 Plus Side

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Teal card with large gold foiled number 18 and text that reads "You can now legally do all the things you've been doing anyway."

    18 Legally

    18 Legally

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Textured grey square card with cute painted illustration of several different shapes and sizes of breasts and the handwritten text above saying "Happy Birthday. You're the tits."

    You're The Tits

    You're The Tits

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I went for a run but came back after 2 minutes because I forgot soemthing. I forgot that I couldn’t run for more than 2 minutes."

    Run

    Run

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A bright, arch-shaped card painted in vibrant turquoises, greens and yellows. The scene depicts a tropical palm beach with a group of people and boats, a butterfly in the foreground and gold foiled text reading Happy Birthday

    Beach Butterfly

    Beach Butterfly

    Hebe Studio
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A cute and funny card with hand illustrated ducks and ducklings running around and the handwritten words "Are we sure that ducks were meant to be in a row cause LOL"

    Ducks in a row

    Ducks in a row

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • Comic style illustrated card with two people, one with very long fingers, having a funny conversation about fitting a whole bag of hula hoops on the fingers

    Hula Hoops

    Hula Hoops

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Fine Banana

    Fine Banana

    Fine Banana

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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