Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • Yellow square greetings card with reversible sequin crocodile patch and fun, free-flowing text that reads "Happy Birthday!"

    Crocodile Sequin

    Crocodile Sequin

    Shine
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A contemporary card with a beautiful hand illustration of a stylised black bird, carrying a banner in its beak that reads "Happy Birthday Asshole"

    Happy birthday asshole

    Happy birthday asshole

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A white square comic style card with funny text saying "I hope this card finds you well (crossed out) having the best mother-flippin' birthday ever!"

    Mother Flippin

    Mother Flippin

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Creature

    Creature

    Creature

    Strange Planet
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Pale blue square greetings card with cute reversible sequin brown and white dog patch and fun, free-flowing text that reads "Happy Birthday!"

    Dog Sequin

    Dog Sequin

    Shine
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • White rectangular card with cartoon drawing of a bear refusing to feed his glass of wine to a fish in a goldfish bowl. Bright yellow envelope in the background

    Fish drink

    Fish drink

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A square photographic card with a cool contemporary image of a golden retriever dog appearing to be holding a pint of lager and smiling contentedly.

    Takin' it easy

    Takin' it easy

    Ustudio
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Contemporary purple card with a stylised image of an introvert holding a pot plane and the words printed above "Wanna come back to my place and die?"

    My place

    My place

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • A card with quirky handwritten words saying "Happy Birthday" but the Happy has been crossed out an the word replaced with "OKAY" and a side note saying "Happy is a lot of pressure" and on the other side another note saying "take a load off - be crabby"

    Happy is a lot of pressure

    Happy is a lot of pressure

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • Yellow card with large silver foiled number 50 and text that reads "Your age is very inappropriate for your behaviour."

    50 Behaviour

    50 Behaviour

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A candy pink square card with 2 painted ducks on either side of the card and text in the middle which reads "… from one classy bird.. To another.. Happy Birthday!"

    Classy Bird

    Classy Bird

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Yellow card with neon pink sillhouette of a female runner above text that reads Happy Birthday

    Running Yellow

    Running Yellow

    Sports Ink
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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