Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • 50 Behavior

    50 Behavior

    50 Behavior

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Blue card with large gold foiled number 21 and text that reads "I regret to inform you but your childhood has expired."

    21 Expired

    21 Expired

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A bright, arch-shaped card painted in vibrant turquoises, greens, pinks and peach tones. The scene depicts a tropical palm forest with a group of elephants in the foreground, and gold foiled text reading Happy Birthday

    Elephants

    Elephants

    Hebe Studio
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A square photographic card with a cool contemporary image of a panda in a silver spacesuit, appearing to smile excitedly.

    The greatest adventure

    The greatest adventure

    Ustudio
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Funny and contemporary pink card of two colourful hands making a heart shape inside which there is the text "You complete mess"

    Complete Mess

    Complete Mess

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Blue square greetings card with reversible sequin shark patch and fun, free-flowing text that reads "Have a JAWSOME Birthday!"

    Shark Sequin

    Shark Sequin

    Shine
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A bright, arch-shaped card painted in vibrant turquoises, greens, pinks and peach tones. The scene depicts Mount Fuji with a typical Japanese style building and bright blue bird in the foreground, and gold foiled text reading Happy Birthday

    Mt Fuji

    Mt Fuji

    Hebe Studio
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Turquoise square greetings card with shiny golden reversible sequin cheetah patch and fun, free-flowing text that reads "Happy Birthday!"

    Cheetah Sequin

    Cheetah Sequin

    Shine
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • Turquoise square greetings card with colourful reversible sequin toadstool patch and fun, free-flowing text that reads "Happy Birthday!"

    Toadstool Sequin

    Toadstool Sequin

    Shine
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • Green square greetings card with colourful shiny sequin unicorn reversible patch and fun, free-flowing text that reads "Have a Magical Day"

    Unicorn Sequin

    Unicorn Sequin

    Shine
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A white square comic style card with funny text saying happy birthday in multiple languages, and "christ you're old!"

    Languages

    Languages

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Blue square greetings card with bright and shiny reversible sequin crab patch and fun, free-flowing text that reads "Happy Birthday!"

    Crab Sequin

    Crab Sequin

    Shine
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
               
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