Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated dung beetle and ball of poo, singing a slightly altered version of 'Never Gonna Give You Up'

    Dung Beetle

    Dung Beetle

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated mudskipper with a cricket on his head and funny text saying "oh what a beautiful day I'm glad to be alive what could possibly go tits up today"

    Mudskipper

    Mudskipper

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style pig wearing a blonde wig and funny text saying "I put the ass in fantasstic"

    Fantasstic

    Fantasstic

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cat in an ugly wool jacket and funny text saying "cat wanted to go out and play with his gang-mate, but he ahd been put in some sort of hectic wool jacket, which was fucking with his street cred. soon, thought cat, i shall piss in it. "

    Piss Cat

    Piss Cat

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a hand illustrated stoat in a small pair of jeans and funny text saying "stoat spent all his wages on new jeans. Fuck, thought stoat, now he could not pay his rent. But, damn he felt fine in his fancy jeans"

    Stoat

    Stoat

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated tortoise with an ice cream cone as a hat and funny text saying "By the time tortoise had got back from the shop, his fucking ice cream had all melted. He was pleased with his funky new hat tho."

    Tortus

    Tortus

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated sloth with funny text saying "last name Legend, first name Absolute"

    Legend

    Legend

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with cute hand illustrated sloths in multiple yoga poses with names such as the prance and the banana

    Sloga

    Sloga

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style conversation saying " ' please don’t swear in front of my parents' 'okey doke' 'hallo old fuckers'"

    Don't Swear

    Don't Swear

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute dog sniffing a sunflower and funny text saying "'Prairie dog preferred flowers to people, because flowers rarely behaved like massive fucksicles"

    Prairie Dog

    Prairie Dog

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a comical hand illustrated ginger cat and funny text saying "'zey keeps calling me Tibbles but I don’t know the fack why becoz my name iz Emperor Lionballs Stripy McStripeface Feeling Fine Feline Lord of all Fences He who cannot be tamed Subordinate to none! (Swishy to me mates) "

    Swishy

    Swishy

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with and funny text saying "'The shitshow must go on!"

    Silly Shit

    Silly Shit

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP