Birthday Cards

Happy or crappy, if you don’t send a card are you even shitshow besties?

Presenting the humble yet hilarious birthday card - cheaper than a present and without the wrapping headache, our cards might not say "Happy Birthday" but they will definitely make one. (Because, not to labour the point, some of them are really very funny cards, and the others are just spanking lovely).

  • A beautifully painted image of a woman with hairy legs bending over gardening, boobs hanging loose and the following words woven in amongst colourful autumn flowers "Oh how wonderful to no longer give a shit. Happy Birthday"

    How wonderful it is

    How wonderful it is

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I've decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard."

    Kids

    Kids

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two penguins going skateboarding, debating whether they really need kneepads or not, and if they even have knees in the first place

    Knee pads

    Knee pads

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white square comic style card with funny text saying "Behold! The overwhelming desire to grow vegetables" with some cartoon style leeks and a pitchfork darwn below

    Vegetables

    Vegetables

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A contemporary square navy card with a stylised image of a racoon and a heart shaped ballon, and the words "To me, you are trash" in the middle

    Raccoon card

    Raccoon card

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Bright red card with gold foiled text saying: " "You'll understand when you're older." I'm older and I understand nothing."

    Understand

    Understand

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue rectangular card with funny silver foiled text saying "It's hard to find a partner who's funny, sexy and smart. You're one lucky fella!"

    Fella funny card

    Fella funny card

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue rectangular card with funny gold foiled text saying: "Dad, you're one of my favorite parents."

    Dad Favourite

    Dad Favourite

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny coversation between a bear and a rabbit about what to have for dinner

    Carrots

    Carrots

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue rectangular card with gold foiled text reading "Sometimes I put my phone down and do things with two hands like in the olden days".

    Olden days

    Olden days

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A bright, arch-shaped card painted in vibrant turquoises, pinks and peach tones. The scene depicts a typical Santorini scene with white buildings and blue roofs, and gold foiled text reading Happy Birthday

    Santorini

    Santorini

    Hebe Studio
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright yellow rectangular card with funny silver foiled text saying: "In alcohol's defence, I've done some pretty stupid things while completely sober."

    Sober

    Sober

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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