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The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • Get Well Soon

    Get Well Soon

    Get Well Soon

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " 13 year old me: Don't tell me what to do. Me now: Could someone tell me precisely when and in great detail, exactly what I have to do."

    Exactly

    Exactly

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue rectangular card with indigo foiled text saying: "Unless you fall off the tradmill no one wants to hear about your workout."

    Workout

    Workout

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Stylised, sarcastic cream birthday card with colourful bold type saying "You were born. La-di-fucking-dah."

    You were born

    You were born

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Teal card with gold foiled text that reads "In every household there's one person who loads the dishwasherr like a scandinavian architect and one who loads it like a squirrel on crack."

    Architect Greetings Card

    Architect Greetings Card

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying "A mum picks up 19 dirty cups from around the house in a 6-hour-period. How many kids does she have? Two, she has two kids."

    Cups

    Cups

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Stylish venn diagram with the message that both you and the earth are both getting hotter and more unstable by the year

    Hotter and More Unstable

    Hotter and More Unstable

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I couldn't decide whether I'd suit having a fringe. So I cut one for my daughter instead. It looks shit. That was a close one."

    Fringe / Bangs

    Fringe / Bangs

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Red rectangular card with gold foiled text saying "Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of worcester sauce?"

    Worcester

    Worcester

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with watercolour illustrated capybara wearing y-fronts with an intense expression and insistennt eyebrows and handwriting that says "is it your birfday? Michael isn't sure because he is a capybara, and he never kept a calendar. Also, he doesn't care either way."

    Capybara Greetings Card

    Capybara Greetings Card

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black bold text reading "According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution"

    Chemistry Greetings Card

    Chemistry Greetings Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Mistakes men make: 1. Doing things, 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things, 4. Not thinking about doing things."

    Mistakes

    Mistakes

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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