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The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Mistakes men make: 1. Doing things, 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things, 4. Not thinking about doing things."

    Mistakes

    Mistakes

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "When you're out shopping and your husband asks 'Do you really need that?' Do I really need you, Greg?"

    Shopping

    Shopping

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Show us your beaver

    Show us your beaver

    Show us your beaver

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Stylised, sarcastic cream birthday card with colourful bold type saying "You were born. La-di-fucking-dah."

    You were born

    You were born

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Bright red card with gold foiled text saying: " "You'll understand when you're older." I'm older and I understand nothing."

    Understand

    Understand

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright yellow card with silver foiled text saying: "Today's forecast: Day drinking with moderate intoxication before noon and a 90% chance of a shitshow later this evening."

    Day Drinking

    Day Drinking

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white card with a cute quirky illustration of a black rosette with the words "the fuckin best" written on it

    Fuckin best mother's day card

    Fuckin best mother's day card

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style pig wearing a blonde wig and funny text saying "I put the ass in fantasstic"

    Fantasstic

    Fantasstic

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two aliens about how it feels to have a cat sleep on your lap

    Forlorn

    Forlorn

    Strange Planet
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two aliens about the strange things humans do on their birthdays

    Extinguish

    Extinguish

    Strange Planet
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright yellow rectangular card with silver foiled text saying: "I was recently asked what the most difficult part of being a parent is. Without a shadow of a doubt, it's the kids."

    The Kids

    The Kids

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with a charming, quirky illustration of a cat hopefully holdling a bowl and the handwritten plea "helloo? Is it me you're cooking for?" Brown envelope in the background.

    Cooking

    Cooking

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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