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The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • Bright pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "I was clearly meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money"

    Spend Money

    Spend Money

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Lucky Lady funny card

    Lucky Lady funny card

    Lucky Lady funny card

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Messy handwritten style card saying "Roses are red, greetings cards are white, some of them are good and some of them are shi" with a large scribble coming off from the I

    Some are good

    Some are good

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Stylised funny card with image of a cat in front of a birthday cake looking grumpy with the text "Please leave by 9" above

    Grumpy Cat

    Grumpy Cat

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Bright yellow rectangular card with funny silver foiled text saying: "In alcohol's defence, I've done some pretty stupid things while completely sober."

    Sober

    Sober

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Green card with gold foiled text that reads "Just done some financial planning. Looks like I can retire and live comfortably for about 12 minutes."

    12 Minutes Greetings Card

    12 Minutes Greetings Card

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White greetings card with a black and white, two panel cartoon showing someone with limited botanical capability taking a houseplant home, likely to kill it.

    To Die Greetings Card

    To Die Greetings Card

    Amii Illustrates
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest"

    First 30

    First 30

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright yellow rectangular card with silver foiled text saying: "I was recently asked what the most difficult part of being a parent is. Without a shadow of a doubt, it's the kids."

    The Kids

    The Kids

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Contemporary black card with colourful rounded font saying "Your smile warms my cold dead soul"

    Your smile

    Your smile

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • A white card with a cute quirky illustration of a black rosette with the words "the fuckin best" written on it

    Fuckin best card

    Fuckin best card

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black bold text reading "Having kids hasn't stopped us doing what we did before. We still do the same stuff, it's just ruined now." Neon orange envelope in the background.

    Ruined

    Ruined

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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