The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I couldn't decide whether I'd suit having bangs. So I cut them for my daughter instead. They look shit. That was a close one."

    Bangs / Fringe

    Bangs / Fringe

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I am forever buying bloody birthday cards. Here's yours."

    Here's Yours

    Here's Yours

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest"

    First 30

    First 30

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "There's no one I'd rather sit in silence & stare at my phone with."

    Silence

    Silence

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I went for a run but came back after 2 minutes because I forgot soemthing. I forgot that I couldn’t run for more than 2 minutes."

    Run

    Run

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two totally unicorns about sticking together

    Unicorn

    Unicorn

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny coversation between a bear and a rabbit about what to have for dinner

    Carrots

    Carrots

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Show us your beaver

    Show us your beaver

    Show us your beaver

    Sooshichacha
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Messy handwritten style card saying "Roses are red, greetings cards are white, some of them are good and some of them are shi" with a large scribble coming off from the I

    Some are good

    Some are good

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright yellow rectangular card with silver foiled text saying: "I was recently asked what the most difficult part of being a parent is. Without a shadow of a doubt, it's the kids."

    The Kids

    The Kids

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying "A mum picks up 19 dirty cups from around the house in a 6-hour-period. How many kids does she have? Two, she has two kids."

    Cups

    Cups

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Contemporary black card with colourful rounded font saying "Your smile warms my cold dead soul"

    Your smile

    Your smile

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP