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The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • Bright yellow card with silver foiled text saying: "Today's forecast: Day drinking with moderate intoxication before noon and a 90% chance of a shitshow later this evening."

    Day Drinking

    Day Drinking

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style pig wearing a blonde wig and funny text saying "I put the ass in fantasstic"

    Fantasstic

    Fantasstic

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " Apparently, referring to your kids as 'semen demons' is not socially acceptable. Who knew? "

    Demons

    Demons

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A fun, chilishly charmingly illustrated card of a circus tent, acrobats and a lion, with the words "It's a total fucking circus but it's OUR circus"

    But it's our circus

    But it's our circus

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with two cute hand illustrated watercolour style blue tits and a small squirrel with funny text saying "Buzzing my tits off"

    Buzzing Tits

    Buzzing Tits

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest"

    First 40

    First 40

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "The cat: A fluffy member of the family who also doesn't listen to you."

    The Cat

    The Cat

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with funny black text saying: "Soon as you say, "my child would never." Here they come nevering like they never nevered before. "

    Never

    Never

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two totally unicorns about sticking together

    Unicorn

    Unicorn

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny coversation between a bear and a rabbit about what to have for dinner

    Carrots

    Carrots

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two aliens about the strange things humans do on their birthdays

    Extinguish

    Extinguish

    Strange Planet
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue rectangular card with funny silver foiled text saying "It's hard to find a partner who's funny, sexy and smart. You're one lucky fella!"

    Fella funny card

    Fella funny card

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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