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The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style tiger and dog and funny text saying "I pointed to the clock as it seemed early to raise hell. "it's 5 o' clock somewhere!" he roared, and gargled Zinfandel."

    Tiger & Dog

    Tiger & Dog

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Simple tips to gain my friendship: -Have a dog, -Show me pictures of your dog, -Invite me over to pet your dog, -Be a dog, -Dog."

    Friendship

    Friendship

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "The cat: A fluffy member of the family who also doesn't listen to you."

    The Cat

    The Cat

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " Apparently, referring to your kids as 'semen demons' is not socially acceptable. Who knew? "

    Demons

    Demons

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two totally unicorns about sticking together

    Unicorn

    Unicorn

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two penguins going skateboarding, debating whether they really need kneepads or not, and if they even have knees in the first place

    Knee pads

    Knee pads

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying "A mum picks up 19 dirty cups from around the house in a 6-hour-period. How many kids does she have? Two, she has two kids."

    Cups

    Cups

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright pink rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "I was clearly meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money"

    Spend Money

    Spend Money

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A rectangular white card with a cartoon illustration depicting a man stroking a cat, and the cat biting him. Lime green envelope in the background.

    So good

    So good

    Amii Illustrates
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A rectangular white card with a cartoon illustration depicting a man picking up his dog's poo and a humorous interaction. Lime green envelope in the background.

    Pick it up

    Pick it up

    Amii Illustrates
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Blessed Card

    Blessed Card

    Blessed Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Part of me says I need to stop drinking so much.The other part of me says don't listen, she's drunk!"

    She's Drunk

    She's Drunk

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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