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The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "There's no one I'd rather sit in silence & stare at my phone with."

    Silence Funny Card

    Silence Funny Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest"

    First 40

    First 40

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated sloth with funny text saying "paint me like one of your french sloths"

    French Sloth

    French Sloth

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black bold text reading "Do you skateboard or snowboard? Me: I cheeseboard"

    Cheeseboard Greetings Card

    Cheeseboard Greetings Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with a childlike, happy drawing of a grey maybe donkey, and the handwritten words "during supervision with my superios I tried to fake enthusiasm but I accidentally faked an orgasm and that's why I can't come to work anymor.". Brown envelope in the background.

    Enthusiasm

    Enthusiasm

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Stylishly designed and quirkily drawn goose, complete with teeth, a bonnet and briefcase and the text "I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you."

    Silly goose

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    Silly goose

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Is our house clean? No. But are we making memories that'll last a lifetime? Also no."

    Clean

    Clean

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Get Well Soon

    Get Well Soon

    Get Well Soon

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Red rectangular card with gold foiled text saying "Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of worcester sauce?"

    Worcester

    Worcester

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two ducks about the advantages of using rubber rings with cupholders when they already float

    Ducks

    Ducks

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Red card with gold foiled text that reads "I now know how it will all end for me… One fof my kids will unplug my life support machine to charge their phone."

    Life Support Greetings Card

    Life Support Greetings Card

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "No-one has more shit on their to-do list than a kid who's just been told it's bedtime"

    Bedtime

    Bedtime

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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