Menopause

Throw those ovaries a retirement party! This collection has you covered for many of the moods and moments of the menopause, but probably not all of them, because who knows where that crazy bitch is going to take us next!

  • White rectangular card with funny black text saying: "Your age is very inappropriate for your behaviour."

    Behaviour / Behavior

    Behaviour / Behavior

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright red rectangular card with funny silver foiled text saying: "Today's forecast: 99% chance of wine"

    Forecast

    Forecast

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " When things seem especially rough just ask yourself "Did I shit my pants today?" If the answer is no, you're doing alright. "

    Pants

    Pants

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I went for a run but came back after 2 minutes because I forgot soemthing. I forgot that I couldn’t run for more than 2 minutes."

    Run

    Run

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Turquoise rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "How do you restore your body back to factory settings? Is it kale? Please don't say it's kale."

    Kale

    Kale

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " I found Ł20 in a car park and thought to myself, what would jesus do? So I turned it into wine. "

    Jesus £ / Jesus $

    Jesus £ / Jesus $

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Shit together card

    Shit together card

    Shit together card

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • Jesus $ / Jesus £

    Jesus $ / Jesus £

    Jesus $ / Jesus £

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Pale green square card with cartoon style illustration of a saucy little pickle looking in a mirror and the message "remind yourself every day that you're a sexy little pickle, with a juicy little booty and you're gonna be just fine baby". A lilca envelope is in the background.

    Pickle

    Pickle

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Teal card with fuscia foiled text reading "I may look normal but I meow back at cats".

    Meow

    Meow

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright yellow rectangular card with fuscia foil writing which reads "Of course I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one."

    Right from wrong

    Right from wrong

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A pale yellow card with a humorous cartoon of Icarus flying too close to the sun with his wings. He doesn't take kindly to a parental warning.

    Icarus

    Icarus

    UStudio
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
               
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