Throw those ovaries a retirement party! This collection has you covered for many of the moods and moments of the menopause, but probably not all of them, because who knows where that crazy bitch is going to take us next!

  • Stylishly designed and quirkily drawn goose, complete with teeth, a bonnet and briefcase and the text "I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you."

    Silly goose

    Silly goose

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Every woman's dream is to find a man that will take her in his arms, throw her on the bed and clean the entire house while she sleeps."

    Woman's Dream

    Woman's Dream

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A fun, chilishly charmingly illustrated card of a circus tent, acrobats and a lion, with the words "It's a total fucking circus but it's OUR circus"

    But it's our circus

    But it's our circus

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • A white card with a cute quirky illustration of a black rosette with the words "the fuckin best" written on it

    Fuckin best

    Fuckin best

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • Turquoise rectangular card with gold foiled text Saying: "I thought I was in a bad mood, but it's been a few years so I guess this is who I am now."

    Bad Mood

    Bad Mood

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue card with gold foiled text saying: "Don't give up on your dreams. Go back to bed."

    Dreams

    Dreams

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with funny black text saying: "I want to enter the room with the energy of a cat. " Is there anything I can fuck up or eat in here? Nah? Well anyway, you're lucky to have me."

    Cat Energy

    Cat Energy

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright red rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: " I see people my age climbing everest. I'm just happy to get my leg through my underwear without losing my balance."

    Everest

    Everest

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A square arty card with a colourful starbust painting radiating from the central handwritten words "positive energy"

    Positive Energy

    Positive Energy

    Ustudio
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " Should we drink gin tonight? A) Yes, B) A, C) B."

    Gin Tonight

    Gin Tonight

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright red card with gold foiled text saying: " "You'll understand when you're older." I'm older and I understand nothing."

    Understand

    Understand

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style square card with two stars having a humourous conversation about faking it until you make it

    Shooting Star

    Shooting Star

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP