Throw those ovaries a retirement party! This collection has you covered for many of the moods and moments of the menopause, but probably not all of them, because who knows where that crazy bitch is going to take us next!

  • Violet rectangular card with pink foiled text saying: " A stong woman looks a challenge in the eye and gives it a wink."

    Wink

    Wink

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "My brain still thinks I'm 23. My body thinks my brain is a fucking idiot"

    My Brain

    My Brain

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Chin up. Tits out. Onwards."

    Onwards

    Onwards

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white card with a drawing of a female figure slumped over, breasts hangin low and hairy legs, above the word "oooof"

    Oooof

    Oooof

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
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  • Contemporary square cream card with a stylised image of a friendly tissue box and the words "Tissues for your issues"

    Tissues for your issues

    Tissues for your issues

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a sloth in multiple different poses and funny text saying "the key to survival is to stun every other fucker with the awesome essense of you"

    Awesome Sloth

    Awesome Sloth

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A cute and funny card with hand illustrated ducks and ducklings running around and the handwritten words "Are we sure that ducks were meant to be in a row cause LOL"

    Ducks in a row

    Ducks in a row

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with an emu in a tiger print jacket and funny text saying "The forecast said 'cloudy with a chance of dickheads' so emu put on her dickproof jacket, kept calm & carried on."

    Dickproof

    Dickproof

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I hate it when people ask me what I did yesterday. I don't know, I breathed a lot. Probably got mad at something… sighed heavily. The list goes on."

    Sighed

    Sighed

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style pig wearing a blonde wig and funny text saying "I put the ass in fantasstic"

    Fantasstic

    Fantasstic

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with funny black text saying: "Your age is very inappropriate for your behavior."

    Behavior / Behaviour

    Behavior / Behaviour

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A quirky white card showing a hand drawn star with a small arrow and the word "you" pointing to it.

    You are a star

    You are a star

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
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