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The cards that will milk your giggle glands with a cast iron grip. Buckle up bitchlings, your pelvic floor is about to get a workout.

  • Messy handwritten style card saying "Roses are red, greetings cards are white, some of them are good and some of them are shi" with a large scribble coming off from the I

    Some are good

    Some are good

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two aliens about how it feels to have a cat sleep on your lap

    Forlorn

    Sold out

    Forlorn

    Strange Planet
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
    Sold out
  • White rectangular card with black bold text reading "Drink responsibly? Shit, responsibility is why I drink." Neon orange envelope in the background.

    Drink responsibly

    Drink responsibly

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white card with a cute quirky illustration of a black rosette with the words "the fuckin best" written on it

    Fuckin best card

    Fuckin best card

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • Bite Greeting Card

    Bite Greeting Card

    Bite Greeting Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black bold text reading "Statistics show the average person has sex 79 times a year. Looks like I'm in for a wild December." Neon orange envelope in the background.

    Wild December

    Wild December

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " Sorry you're leaving! Just kidding, off you fuck."

    You're Leaving

    You're Leaving

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black bold text reading "Of all my mistakes, you are the least mistakiest"

    Mistakiest Greetings Card

    Mistakiest Greetings Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White greetings card with two panel black and white cartoon showing the social embarrassment of saying "You too" when someone wishes you a Happy Birthday

    You Too Greetings Card

    You Too Greetings Card

    Amii Illustrates
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black bold text reading "We'd be rich if you just said one fucking word - Me, drunk, talking to my dog." Neon orange envelope in the background.

    Rich

    Rich

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Cheerio Greeting Card

    Cheerio Greeting Card

    Cheerio Greeting Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Teal card with fuscia foiled text reading "I may look normal but I meow back at cats".

    Meow

    Meow

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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