Yaaas!

These cards are the cheerleaders for unapologetically living your best life, celebrating awesomeness in all it’s glorious variety.

  • Bright yellow card with silver foiled text saying: "Today's forecast: Day drinking with moderate intoxication before noon and a 90% chance of a shitshow later this evening."

    Day Drinking

    Day Drinking

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with two blue tits and funny text saying "my tits will not be calmed"

    Calm Tits

    Calm Tits

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated sloth with funny text saying "last name Legend, first name Absolute"

    Legend

    Legend

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright red rectangular card with funny silver foiled text saying: "Today's forecast: 99% chance of wine"

    Forecast

    Forecast

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with an emu in a tiger print jacket and funny text saying "The forecast said 'cloudy with a chance of dickheads' so emu put on her dickproof jacket, kept calm & carried on."

    Dickproof

    Dickproof

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic style square card with worm appearing from a hole and giving a pep-talk (swears)

    Marvellous

    Marvellous

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a sloth in a crown and funny text saying "Sloth was checking out his bum. Oh no that is not a good ass, said sloth. THAT IS A BADASS! And off he merrily trot"

    Badass

    Badass

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a hand illustrated stoat in a small pair of jeans and funny text saying "stoat spent all his wages on new jeans. Fuck, thought stoat, now he could not pay his rent. But, damn he felt fine in his fancy jeans"

    Stoat

    Stoat

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white square comic style card with funny text saying "This is your reminder that you're a sexy little sausage"

    Sexy Sausage

    Sexy Sausage

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a colourful chameleon sat on a mushroom and funny text saying "Chameleon was tires of changing himself to fit in. "I don't want to hide anymore!" he yelled. So he turned his camouflage OFF and suddenly shone the most vibrant, dazzling, magic colours the world had ever seen. "

    Chameleon

    Chameleon

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with an emu and funny text saying "Darling, you can’t rub a diamond up the wrong way. You just make it even dazzlier"

    Dazzlier

    Dazzlier

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A fun, chilishly charmingly illustrated card of a circus tent, acrobats and a lion, with the words "It's a total fucking circus but it's OUR circus"

    But it's our circus

    But it's our circus

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
               
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