Home of the involuntary squeal. This space is reserved for the cards that mark life’s moments of surprise, excitement and elation.

  • A white rectangular card with a group of cats having a funny conversation about what a french cat would say

    French Cat

    French Cat

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Every woman's dream is to find a man that will take her in his arms, throw her on the bed and clean the entire house while she sleeps."

    Woman's Dream

    Woman's Dream

    Holy Flaps
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " Should we drink gin tonight? A) Yes, B) A, C) B."

    Gin Tonight

    Gin Tonight

    Holy Flaps
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "If a woman says 'do what you want' do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe."

    Don't Breathe

    Don't Breathe

    Holy Flaps
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  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two aliens about the emotions you experience on a rollercoaster

    Perish

    Perish

    Strange Planet
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  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two aliens about the reality of watching a movie with someone who falls asleep

    Observe

    Observe

    Strange Planet
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  • A white rectangular card with two blue tits and funny text saying "my tits will not be calmed"

    Calm Tits

    Calm Tits

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two aliens about how it feels to have a cat sleep on your lap

    Forlorn

    Forlorn

    Strange Planet
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  • Comic strip style card with funny text about an alien's need for cookies and milk

    Sweet Disk

    Sweet Disk

    Strange Planet
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute dog sniffing a sunflower and funny text saying "'Prairie dog preferred flowers to people, because flowers rarely behaved like massive fucksicles"

    Prairie Dog

    Prairie Dog

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated manatee with a red bikini on and funny text saying "manatee did not worry about getting her body ready for the beach. Instead she hollered at the beach 'are you ready for ME?' the sea lowwered his sunglasses, smiled and said 'you betcha baby'" , with a kraft brown envelope.

    You Betcha

    You Betcha

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated (animal) in a pink dress and a funny conversation saying " 'nice dress' 'fanks, it has pockets' "

    Pockets

    Pockets

    Zeppelinmoon
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