Just Because

You’re the kind of person who eats dessert first, a committed day seizer, a person who jumps on the moment and rides it like a pony with a passion for acid jazz. We see you. We adore you.

  • A white rectangular card with two cute hand illustrated watercolour style blue tits and a small squirrel with funny text saying " "Remember" said porcupine "everyone's an assbucket, except you, and me"

    Assbucket

    Assbucket

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with two cute hand illustrated watercolour style blue tits and a small squirrel with funny text saying "Buzzing my tits off"

    Buzzing Tits

    Buzzing Tits

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style cat and funny text saying "buckle up bitchlings I'm about to demonstrate professional anti-social behaviours"

    Buckle Up

    Buckle Up

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated sloth with funny text saying "paint me like one of your french sloths"

    French Sloth

    French Sloth

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated tadpole and funny text saying "sometimes i'm a tad sadpolr sometimes I'm a bit badpole all times I'm a totally radpole "

    Tadpole

    Tadpole

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated emu and the dicks she's spotted today with funny text saying "emu chewed her pencil and crossed off another from her dick spotters catalogue. She had passed one hairy-arsed plonker, four great bollock wafters, two kerbside smeg lords and six common bearded wazzocks. all she needed was a feral tit tyrant and she'd have a full house."

    Catalogue

    Catalogue

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I've decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard."

    Kids

    Kids

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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style cat and funny text saying "PRAISE ME LIKE YOU SHOULD"

    Praise Me

    Praise Me

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style cat and funny text saying "I said fuck a lot of times today but then I said sorry for saying fuck so much so I think overall I'm a good work colleague"

    Work Colleague

    Work Colleague

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated manatee with a red bikini on and funny text saying "manatee did not worry about getting her body ready for the beach. Instead she hollered at the beach 'are you ready for ME?' the sea lowwered his sunglasses, smiled and said 'you betcha baby'" , with a kraft brown envelope.

    You Betcha

    You Betcha

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with and funny text saying "'The shitshow must go on!"

    Silly Shit

    Silly Shit

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with a comical hand illustrated ginger cat and funny text saying "'zey keeps calling me Tibbles but I don’t know the fack why becoz my name iz Emperor Lionballs Stripy McStripeface Feeling Fine Feline Lord of all Fences He who cannot be tamed Subordinate to none! (Swishy to me mates) "

    Swishy

    Swishy

    Zeppelinmoon
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