Just Because

You’re the kind of person who eats dessert first, a committed day seizer, a person who jumps on the moment and rides it like a pony with a passion for acid jazz. We see you. We adore you.

  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated mudskipper with a cricket on his head and funny text saying "oh what a beautiful day I'm glad to be alive what could possibly go tits up today"

    Mudskipper

    Mudskipper

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Simple tips to gain my friendship: -Have a dog, -Show me pictures of your dog, -Invite me over to pet your dog, -Be a dog, -Dog."

    Friendship

    Friendship

    Holy Flaps
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  • A white rectangular card with a hand illustrated stoat in a small pair of jeans and funny text saying "stoat spent all his wages on new jeans. Fuck, thought stoat, now he could not pay his rent. But, damn he felt fine in his fancy jeans"

    Stoat

    Stoat

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute dog sniffing a sunflower and funny text saying "'Prairie dog preferred flowers to people, because flowers rarely behaved like massive fucksicles"

    Prairie Dog

    Prairie Dog

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Me: I'm the most easy-going person ever. Also me: What kind of clown loaded the dishwasher like this?!"

    Dishwasher

    Dishwasher

    Holy Flaps
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "There's no one I'd rather sit in silence & stare at my phone with."

    Silence Funny Card

    Silence Funny Card

    Holy Flaps
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style badger and funny text saying "badger fucked around and found out and it was brilliant"

    Brilliant Badger

    Brilliant Badger

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with two cute hand illustrated watercolour style blue tits and a small squirrel with funny text saying " "Remember" said porcupine "everyone's an assbucket, except you, and me"

    Assbucket

    Assbucket

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with two cute hand illustrated watercolour style blue tits and a small squirrel with funny text saying "Buzzing my tits off"

    Buzzing Tits

    Buzzing Tits

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style cat and funny text saying "buckle up bitchlings I'm about to demonstrate professional anti-social behaviours"

    Buckle Up

    Buckle Up

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated sloth with funny text saying "paint me like one of your french sloths"

    French Sloth

    French Sloth

    Zeppelinmoon
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated tadpole and funny text saying "sometimes i'm a tad sadpolr sometimes I'm a bit badpole all times I'm a totally radpole "

    Tadpole

    Tadpole

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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