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  • White rectangular card with a childlike, happy drawing of a grey maybe donkey, and the handwritten words "during supervision with my superios I tried to fake enthusiasm but I accidentally faked an orgasm and that's why I can't come to work anymor.". Brown envelope in the background.

    Enthusiasm

    Enthusiasm

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright red rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: " I see people my age climbing everest. I'm just happy to get my leg through my underwear without losing my balance."

    Everest

    Everest

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A funny red coaster with gold foiled text saying: "I see people my age climbing everest. I'm just happy to get my leg through my pants without losing my balance."

    Everest Coaster

    Everest Coaster

    Cloud Nine
    £3.60 GBP
    £3.60 GBP £3.60 GBP
  • Everest Magnet

    Everest Magnet

    Everest Magnet

    Cloud Nine
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " 13 year old me: Don't tell me what to do. Me now: Could someone tell me precisely when and in great detail, exactly what I have to do."

    Exactly

    Exactly

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Exactly Where

    Exactly Where

    Exactly Where

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I love that when I'm with you I don’t have to pretend to be a nice person. That shit's exhausting."

    Exhausting Funny Card

    Exhausting Funny Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright red rectangular card with funny gold foiled text saying: "The most expensive part of having kids is the wine."

    Expensive

    Expensive

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Festive green christmas card with gold foiled text saying "Express your elf."

    Express

    Express

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic strip style card with a funny conversation between two aliens about the strange things humans do on their birthdays

    Extinguish

    Extinguish

    Strange Planet
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Card featuring a cute characterful dog wearing a hat and scarf and the text "Keep your friends warm and your extremities

    Extremities

    Extremities

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Green rectangular card with funny pink foiled text saying: "Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight , you're drunk"

    Fairy Tale

    Fairy Tale

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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