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  • Green card with gold foiled text that reads "Just done some financial planning. Looks like I can retire and live comfortably for about 12 minutes."

    12 Minutes

    12 Minutes

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  • Teal card with large gold foiled number 18 and text that reads "You can now legally do all the things you've been doing anyway."

    18 Legally

    18 Legally

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  • Blue card with large gold foiled number 21 and text that reads "I regret to inform you but your childhood has expired."

    21 Expired

    21 Expired

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  • 30 Old

    30 Old

    30 Old

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  • Teal card with large fuscia foiled number 40 and text that reads "Gravity looks good on you."

    40 Gravity

    40 Gravity

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  • 50 Behavior

    50 Behavior

    50 Behavior

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  • Yellow card with large silver foiled number 50 and text that reads "Your age is very inappropriate for your behaviour."

    50 Behaviour

    50 Behaviour

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  • Red card with large gold foiled number 60 and text that reads "I'm not making any age related jokes. You've reached the age where it's genuinely not funny anymore."

    60 Age Related Jokes

    60 Age Related Jokes

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  • 70 Lying

    70 Lying

    70 Lying

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  • 8 Billion

    8 Billion

    8 Billion

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  • 8 Billion (Red)

    8 Billion (Red)

    8 Billion (Red)

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  • Teal card with large gold foiled number 80 and text that reads "On the plus side… you're old enough to pretend you can't hear."

    80 Plus Side

    80 Plus Side

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