Valentines

Is it the real thing? Is it chemistry, or lust, or a glitch in the tinderverse? (Most likely it’s the culmination of generational trauma and unhealthy coping mechanisms, but who doesn’t adore a red flag or six?) Send a funny valentine’s day card to the person who gives you the sturdiest affection erection.  

  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated dung beetle and ball of poo, singing a slightly altered version of 'Never Gonna Give You Up'

    Dung Beetle

    Dung Beetle

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "If a woman says 'do what you want' do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe."

    Don't Breathe

    Don't Breathe

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bloody Lush

    Bloody Lush

    Bloody Lush

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A bubblegum pink card with a block print of a quirky cat, complete with heart shaped kink in its tail, and the writing on a gold foiled speech bubble which reads "You're the cat's pyjamas"

    Cat's pyjamas

    Cat's pyjamas

    UStudio
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • A white square comic style card with three items on a list: going grey, hurty back, even sexier than ever and checked boxes next to each

    Sexier than Ever

    Sexier than Ever

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black bold text reading "Your face. I like that shit." Neon orange envelope in the background.

    Your face

    Your face

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A quirky hand illustrated card with an image of a rainbow in autumnal colours and a cute couple holding hands with their bottoms showing. Around the inside of the rainbow are the words "So glad I found you"

    So glad I found you

    So glad I found you

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • Kisses

    Kisses

    Kisses

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Contemporary purple card with a stylised image of an introvert holding a pot plane and the words printed above "Wanna come back to my place and die?"

    My place

    My place

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • The way I am

    The way I am

    The way I am

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "You'd be so fucked without me."

    You'd Be

    You'd Be

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright blue rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other."

    Remarkable

    Remarkable

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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